Man Crush: Tom Hardy

If you watched Inception and thought you were hallucinating when you saw this sexy dreamboat appear on screen, you weren’t. English actor, Tom Hardy, is the real deal. Born in the town of Hammersmith (I’d hammer his smith), Hardy was an only child to artistic parents.

The 32-year-old thespian made his film debut in Ridley Scott’s “Black Hawk Down” and has been working ever since on TV and the silver screen. Some of his TV acting credits include “Band of Brothers“, “A For Andromeda”, “Gideon’s Daughter”, “Wuthering Heights“, while his film roles include “Bronson”, “Inception“, and “Warrior“.

With the success of Inception, Hardy’s star is rising fast. The voluptuous-lipped stud recently signed on to co-star with Charlize Theron as the title role in the reboot Mad Max: Fury Road. He’s also attached to star in “This Means War“, where he battles Chris Pine (Star Trek) for Reese Witherspoon’s affection. Commit Tom Hardy to memory, because he’ll be around for awhile.

Though his acting career is currently skyrocketing, his life up to this point hasn’t always been smooth sailing. Hardy battled alcoholism and a crack addiction in his early-to mid-twenties, but has been sober since 2003. His love life has also been a see-saw. He’s been married and divorced before, fathered a son with an ex-girlfriend and is currently engaged to Charlotte Riley. Feeling a little left out boys? Don’t worry, the hunky beefy man candy has also dabbled with the boys, as most arty Brits do. Here’s a quote regarding his sexuality from a past interview:

“As a boy? Of course I have. I’m an actor for fuck’s sake. I’ve played with everything and everyone. I love the form and the physicality, but now that I’m in my thirties, it doesn’t do it for me. I’m done experimenting but there’s plenty of stuff in a relationship with another man, especially gay men, that I need in my life. A lot of gay men get my thing for shoes. I have definite feminine qualities and a lot of gay men are incredibly masculine.”


I can’t seem to shoo away dirty thoughts whenever I see those perfectly puffy lips. This was taken recently at Inception’s premiere.

Looking big, buffy and yummy as Eames in Inception.

I was first turned onto Tom Hardy through a friend who commented “those lips would look lovely around my [email protected]”. Yes, I have horny single friends.

Who could say no to a broad hairy blond chest? I know, I couldn’t.

Not sure if this was intended for or some other online site, but it’s sexy nonetheless. How sexy is he wearing a trucker hat while holding his junk. Start your engines. VROOM VROOM.

Doesn’t his fiance, Charlotte Riley and him look absolutely adorable. She sure is one lucky beyotch.

I thought I’d post an older and younger picture of Tom to show how’s buffed up recently.

Not only has he been hitting the gym harder, but he’s also visited a few more tattoo parlors as well.

I’m normally not a beach bum, but for Hardy I’d make an exception. Too bad he wasn’t at a clothing-optional beach.

I figured it wouldn’t hurt putting another close-up of his super kissable lips.

What did you think of this week’s crush? Why is England such a hot bed of sweet ass juicy boys? Perhaps it’s something in the Thames River. Whatever it is, I need to book another trip to Jolly Old England soon.

  • You left out his role as Shinzon in Star Trek Nemesis, shortly after Black Hawk Down… He put on some weight since then.

  • Artie, it’s a brief overview and not a detailed IMDB resume 😉

    Thanks for the info, though

  • Tim

    Awesome pick. The first MC that I truly agree with 10,000%.

  • Paolo

    I think he really beefed up and gained lots of weight for his role in Bronson, but he’s lost those extra weight since. He was awesome in Inception, and very charming in his interviews. I’m excited to see his career skyrocket!

  • gay person

    he’s one sexy bloke. i almost like him more than my no.1 celebrity crush, gerard butler.

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  • luke

    your so sexy can i see your penis

  • Jenn

    Tom u r so sexy and u r w the wrong woman I’m totally ur type a sexy bitch’ if u c this email me!