Here we go. Today, the first official trailer for the new episodes of The Hills was released. The water cooler reality show returns on MTV starting September 29th. From the looks of the trailer, it’s going to be all about Kristin Cavallari which makes sense since Heidi will be the only original cast member left when Audrina leaves this season.

Looks like the producers found Kristin a kick-ass house by the beach. How can one girl turn everyone’s lives upside down? Guess you haven’t watched Laguna Beach. Kristin is TROUBLE in Swahili.

Here are some of the best lines from the video:

Stephanie Pratt on Kristin: “She’s like a disease you can’t get rid off” LOL. I wonder if she’s more like herpes or crabs?

Audrina to her sister about Kristin: “Lauren basically told us like she’s a maneater , she’s a boyfriend stealer”

One of the best scenes from the trailer shows Stacie and Kristin shopping at a sex store looking for Brody’s birthday gift. Kristin says they should get him a whip and collar cuz he’s so whipped on Jayde. Stacie then asks Kristin if they ever used sex toys when they dated. Kristin, in her usual bitchy fashion, states NOPE. Sex with Brody was very vanilla. LMAO.

Just like when Lauren was the narrator of the show, poor Speidi gets stuck with a lame side plot. Apparently, Heidi’s biological clock is ticking at the ripe old age of 22 and wants to start a family ASAP. Obviously Spencer isn’t too crazy about this and enlists his sister to try to talk her out of it. For once Spencer has a moment of clarity. These two should never be allowed to breed and spawn babies. Knowing them, they’d probably have tonnes of babies for the sole purpose of having a reality show similar to “Jon and Kate Plus 8″. Speaking of sisters, looks like Heidi’s sister, Holly, is a budding alcoholic and might need rehab. The ever so worried Speidi decide to throw an intervention and have even picked up the spa (rehab in celeb talk) for Holly to go to. Seriously, if the only two people in the world who cared enough about and my alcohol problem were Speidi, PLEASE SHOOT ME.

It’ll looks like it’ll be another season full of drama. I love how Kristin has NO SHAME and wont’ hold anything back for the cameras. In fact, I think she’ll play up to them. Unfortunately, I could only find a trailer for US residents but when I find one for Canada, I’ll post it. Enjoy.

US RESIDENTS

CANADIAN RESIDENTS
MTV.ca has finally posted a video of the new trailer. Unfortunately, they don’t have an embeddable version. Click here to watch it on their site.

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