Well, here we go…Las Vegas, baby. The two bad girls, Kristin and Stacie make good on their word and head to Vegas for a little weekend getaway. They’re driving to their hotel and talking about the debauchery they plan on getting into when Kristin asks, “What are the chances of us both hooking up with someone?” I burst out laughing. Stacie says, ‘We’re not here to meet Mr. Right, we’re here to meet Mr. Right now.” Where did Stacie come from? She’s hilarious this episode so far.
Unimportant Scene: Spencer is hanging with Charlie, waiting for his car. Spencer started talking about his date night at home with Heidi from last episode, when they start talking about their fake conspiracy theory that Heidi is off of her fake birth control pill. Charlie insists that Spencer needs to watch her swallow her pills.
Now back to Vegas, the girls are checked into the Palazzo Hotel. Stacie & Kristin pop open some champagne and sort through their suitcase for what to wear. Stacie says, ” I need something that screams not a one night stand, but…maybe.” Ahahaha. Another awesome one liner for Stacie.
Unimportant Scene: Cut to Speidi at Katsuya for sushi. Spencer orders an alcoholic drink & Heidi orders water. That pretty much sums up that scene.
Kristin & Stacie are out at Ghost Bar now, waiting for guys to come up to them. They end up talking to a couple guys, one of which was J-Rock backup dancer for the Backstreet Boys (who was cute but kinda douchy). As he goes overboard flirting with her, Kristin starts rolling her eyes and steps outside for a minute. She calls and leaves a voicemail someone’s phone saying she misses them and saying they should come to Vegas. Duh, it’s Justin.
The next morning, Kristin is eating ice cream in bed when Stacie shows up. The shower is running so Stacie is puzzled as to who Kristin’s hookup is, while sits there looking guilty. Just then, Justin comes out in a towel.
Stacie’s Face, Reacting To Justin Being There…
Stacie puts two and two together immediately and says, “This trip just got crazy says Stacie.”
Cut to Audrina at Vermont Restaurant & Bar with Derek. She mentions that her sister is having a boy, but mostly vents about Justin as per usual. Derek then opens his trap and says he’s in Vegas with Kristin & Stacie. Audrina then spits out some B.S. that “This is the last time you are gonna hear me talk about him.
Slut machines at the slot machines: Stacie & Kristin with Justin talk about what they want to do in the evening. Kristin thinks they should go to a strip club.
And that’s just what they do. They’re drinking the night away at Rick’s Cabaret (strip club). “I wanna get a stripper pole,” says Kristin. Shortly after Stacie pays for some strippers to come over and dance/lap dance in front of them. After that, things escalate. Kristin starts making out with Justin, so Stacie says she feels like the third wheel….so Kristin and Stacie make out. And that, my friends is the first The Hills girl on girl kiss. Leave it to these two to take care of that.
Unimportant Scene: At Speidi’s house, Charlie comes over to find that Spencer had just found a pregnancy test box in the garbage Found box. They talk about the fake fact that Heidi might be fake pregnant. Yawn.
Back at the hotel in Vegas, Justin & Kristin (with a hourse voice) are in bed. They discuss the dramatic ” What happens now?” type thing. They decide they’ll just have to see how things go when they get back. Just then, Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” comes on….specifically the line “…caught in a Bad Romance.” How perfect.
Songs Played During This Episode:
Chris Brown – “I Can Transform Ya”
Beyonce – “Sweet Dreams”
Alicia Keys – “Try Sleeping With A Broken Heart”
The Downtown Fiction – “Best I Ever Had”
Ladyhawke – “Crazy World”
Phoenix – “Armistice”
Lady Gaga – “Bad Romance”