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Okay I know this show is real fake real, but this season is getting A LOT worse – especially the Heidi & Spencer baby crap. They are like nails on a chalkboard to me. Since it’s fake, can they fake get them in a car accident so they aren’t on the show anymore? Anyway, as the episode begins, Kristin and Brody are at dinner. Now that Brody and Jayde are on a break, and Kristin & Justin are dunzo, Kristin’s going in for the kill. Brody asks what she’s gonna do now that Justin and her are through and Kristin replies, “Onto the next.” Kristin suggests, “Let’s do this again,” in reference to their date.

Next, Speidi scene about babies. Heidi wants babies. Spencer doens’t. Wow. This is the 7th episode, they’re still discussing this, and we’re supposed to think it’s interesting? The only way they’ll be interesting on this show again is if Holly tries to sleep with Spencer. Forget commercial breaks, whenever you see a scene with Speidi in it, feel free to go make yourself a snack in the kitchen.

Next, Audrina and Lo go to lunch so Audrina can talk about how she hasn’t learned anything and is planning on meeting up with Justin because she thinks they still have sparks.

Later on, Stacie & Kristin are talking at Kristin’s place, mainly about her date with Brody. Later on, Kristin is at Brody’s mom’s house and they’re talking about memories and Brody’s mom’s trying to make fetch Brody & Kristin happen.

Here’s where Speidi fake B.S. gets worse. We’re supposed to believe that Spencer is going with his friend Charlie to the doctor’s office to get a vasectomy. That’s right, he wants to get his tubes tied so that Heidi can’t get the baby she wants. Needless to say, he doesn’t fake get one because the doctor fake tells him that it’s a potentially permanent procedure. So he fake decides to not do it.

Next, they’re out at the bar. Brody, Brody’s friend Taylor, Kristin, and Stacie. They’re drinking getting cozy and at one point Kristin asks Brody if he sees a future with her or with Jayde, because she doesn’t want to get hurt in the end. He says they still need to catch up more, etc. before he can figure that out. Next up, Jayde arrives with her friends and walks right passed them. She’s pissed. Eventually, she goes over and calls out Brody saying, “What the fuck are you doing?!” She’s pissed that he’s with another girl on their break, and he says that the reason why they are broken up is because Jayde is psycho, like how she is being in the scene.

In this weeks spoof, Jayde does go psycho – and Kristin must pay the price….

Brody ends up crashing Kristin’s. Someone has to, for their to be a post party hangover morning discussion at Kristin’s place, as seems to be the norm this season. I guess Stacie wasn’t invited this time. Anyway, when Krisin and Brody chat in the morning, Brody insists that there is no way that he and Jayde will get back together.

Barfness. Spencer & Charlie are hanging out at Speidi’s with Enzo. When Heidi gets home, Enzo was told by producers to tells Heidi that Spencer went to the doctor. Heidi then, for some stupid reason, gets suspicious and asks why he’s going to the doctor behind her back. AS IF she’d suspect he was getting a vasectomy.

Now, Audrina and Justin at dinner. Audrina expresses her hope that they can perhaps work things out, but that of course it could be a lot of work. Then somehow Audrina brings up that Kristin has been hanging out with Brody, and Justin looks choked. That quickly turns to recentment towards Audrina, as he feels she’s just trying to prove a point that Kristin was bad news. As far as Justin is concerned, he says its pretty much done now. He and Audrina have nothing more between them. Then the dejected Audrina walks away and fake cries in her pimpin’ G-Wagon.

Songs Played During This Episode:

Gary Go – “Life Gets In The Way”
Boys Like Girls – “Love Drunk”
We Are The In Crowd – “For The Win”
Ok Go – All Is Not Lost
Paradiso Girls – “Patron Tequila”
LMFAO – “La La La”
Jordin Sparks – SOS – Let the Music Play
Keri Hilson ft Kanye West – Knock You Down
Rihanna – Russian Roulette

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