As this episode starts off, Kristin & Stacie are at the the beach talking about having a beach party at Kristin’s. The talk about the guest list and the fact that Justin Bobby already has a strike one. Hmm. Party + Alcohol + Bitches = Drama. Looks like it’ll be a good episode.

Jayde & Brody have lunch and Brody’s telling Jayde about the party, which Jayde doesn’t want to go to. They’ve been fighting a lot lately, and Jayde seems to be very jealous of Brody around Kristin. Brody says he’s going with our without Jayded.

Heidi & Spencer are with Enzo, babysitting him. Ugh, these two are so boring now. They talk about Kristin’s party and the fact that Holly says she’s gonna go, considering her last drunken incident at Brent Bolthouse’s party.

Time for the partay at Kristin’s house in Malibu. Stephanie & Holly arrive, to Stacie and Kristin. Holly grabs a drink right away and it’s “Holly and Jack sittin’ in a tree”. Check out the video recap parody of the whole episode after the jump, as well as the entire written recap. Enjoy!

So it begins. Brody’s talks to Kristin and she asks if Jayde’s gonna get upset that’s he’s there without her. He doesn’t really care. He was so much more well behaved with Lauren around, but way less important. Then, Justin Bobby texts Kristin to say he’s not coming…”strike two. Sorry Boo,” it reads. Kristin says she’s done with him.

Holly drinking. Need we say more. She says, “Let’s have a breakdance fight!” I guess she meant with herself because she started dancing like an idiot again in front of everyone. Stephanie goes to talk to her afterwards to check in with her.

Later on, Justin Boby shows up, and Kristin is kinda pissed that he’s playing games with her. Brody goes and talks to him to say that Kristin’s annoyed. THEN Jayde shows up. Seriously, no one sticks to their word. Jayde starts being suggestive saying he didn’t want to interrupt him talking to Kristin. Jayde’s out for trouble.

Meanwhile, Audrina and Lo are hangin out….being boring. They first are talking about a plant. Yawn. Audrina’s been working. Yawn. She saw Justin Bobby. Yawn. Lo suggests that perhaps Justin Bobby is not over Audrina. (Insert Whitney gasp face here.)

Later on in the evening at the party, JB talks to Kristin and kinda sorta, he gets off the hook for his text game. But with the end of that drama, is the worsening of the Jayde and Brody drama. Jayde is crying to her minions that Brody is being rude and disrespectful to her…but Brody shows up to mid conversation. They start fighting, Brody saying she’s delusional. “I’m done. it is over. done.” Brody says.

The next day at Kristin’s house, Kristin and Stacie have another hangover day. Oh these two. They’re Talking about Holly dancing, Justin Bobby’s strike two, and how pissed Jayde would be if Kristin started dating Brody again. Dun dun da!

Next, Barbie Heidi and DUI Stephanie are talking about Holly’s drinking. Then Holly shows up. They’re at Heidi’s house. They confront her on her drinking (again), tears are shed, but mostly Holly feels patronized by these two hypocrites, storms out and flips them the bird. We’ve got a wild one on our hands. Heidi, If you’re gonna be boring on this show, Holly and her drinking need to make up for it, so leave her alone! Chug, chug, chug!

To finish off the episode, Jayde and Brody are talking at Brody’s condo. They talk about their fighting over insignificant things. Things take a dramatic turn when Jayde asks if Brody still has feelings for Kristin, because Brody’s response was “I don’t think I do,” and the he doesn’t know if he has feelings for her because he hasn’t explored that yet. Jayde storms out. The two of them are done….for now.

Songs Used in this episode:
“3″ by Britney Spears
“Where’s the Fun in That” by Bang Sugar Bang
“Make it Take It” by Amanda Blank
“Battlefield” by Jordin Sparks

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