What Straight Men Can Learn from Gay Porn

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I came across this interesting article yesterday from my daily blog reads and thought I’d share it with our straight readers and our clueless gay guys. Yes people can be bad at sex…what a horrible thing to be horrible at wouldn’t you think? That’s right up there with bad kissers which is a total deal breaker for me. The article below was originally written by Simcha Whitehill, a New York City girl. It’s actually very interesting and informative.

I’ve tried—and mostly failed—to get my boyfriends to watch guy-on-guy porn with me. Sure, they’re always game to watch pseudo-lesbians paw each other, but they always draw the line at sweet man love! But seriously folks, there’s a lot a guy could learn about lovin’ a lady by watching two dudes go at it. So, since it doesn’t seem like I’ll ever be able to get a man to come around to the hotness that is homosexual XXX vids, I’ve decided to give guys the cheat sheet of things they could learn from gay porn…

1.) We All Want To Feel Someone (Up The Butt): You heard me. Men always take the blame for wanting anal sex, but a lot of women want to stick it to men too. After all, you men have actually got something back there that’ll get you off—your prostate. All I’m sayin’ is, you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours.

2.) Be Aggressive: Gay porn often is a little rougher, while still consensual. Something about a man throwing you up against the wall just to kiss you is sexy to the max. It shows you want to do me, with passion. I’m not made of porcelain, I won’t break. So, feel free to let me know how bad you want it.

3.) Wear Nice Underwear: Packaging does a lot for a package. Now, leopard banana hammocks are a more of a niche market, but just a decent pair of tightie-whities is a total improvement.

4.) Role Equality: We both have the ability to be “the top” or “the bottom.” And sometimes I want to be one taking the lead, and sometimes I don’t. That doesn’t make anyone less of a woman or a man for that matter.

5.) Trim Your Hedges: Our secret gardens are always growing, so you’ve got to maintain it. No one is saying you’ve got to weed the whole place, but you know, you gotta keep up with your manscaping.

6.) Location, Location, Location: Why don’t we do it in the hall? Or in the pool? Or in our military bunker—wait. Well, you get the idea.

7.) Orgasms Aren’t Optional: It not over until we both have our money shot finish. Hey, we both need to get what we came for.

8.) Lube Job: Feel free to use lube. Yes, I know I make it magically, but every little bit counts.