Steam Room Stories: “The 10 Gym Commandments”

Steam Room Stories is back with another funny and homoerotic video. This one addresses gym etiquette and some of the common pet peeves in the gym setting.

Two guys are in the steam room chatting when another opens the steam room door and starts up a conversation. That’s commandment number one: “Thou shalt not leave the steam room door open and let the cold air in.” Irritated by what the guy did, one of the men then decides he should list out the 10 Gym Commandments.

Check out the video below to find out what the Gym Commandments are and what (pretend) famous person makes an appearance towards the end of the episode. Let’s just say that as a result of this person being in the video and delivering the lines he did, it stirred up quite the comments on the YouTube video.

Steam Room Stories, “Gym Commandments”

The 10 Gym Commandments

  • 1. Thou shalt not leave the steam room door open and let the cold air in.
  • 2. Thou shalt re-rack thy weights.
  • 3. Thou shalt not wear uncertified training clothes.
  • 4. Thou shalt not throw your weights on the ground.
  • 5. Thou shalt not grunt loudly when power-lifting.
  • 6. Thou shalt not pose in the mirror flexing your abs or do a gun show all by yourself.
  • 7. Thou will clean up after yourself after you use the equipment.
  • 8. ?
  • 9. ?
  • 10. ?

What do you guys think the last three commandments should be? (Since they didn’t get to them before Jesus entered the Steam Room.)