This past Saturday’s episode of SNL had Jamie Foxx hosting with Ne-Yo as the musical guest. While Foxx is a very talented actor/singer, the episode as a whole wasn’t my favorite. His opening monologue was all about things that could be deemed as stereotypically “black,” where he’d then say, “How black is that!?” That was okay, but both Adam (who was over watching it with me) and I felt like that theme more or less carried through the whole episode and I’m not sure why the writers didn’t give him a bit more variety – but I digress.

The best sketch of the night by far was the very last one. Vanessa Bayer and Cecily Strong brought the laughs big-time as they played to former (potentially brain-damaged) porn-stars that were taking part in an ad to promote Swarovski Crystals. Bayer played “Becky” and Strong played “Other Girl” because she forgot what her name is. It seriously had us bursting out laughing. I’ve included the best quotes from the sketch below, but one of the hilarious moments came towards the end when Jamie Foxx said, “…one thing that never goes out of style is…” Becky said “Crystals” at the exact same time as Other Girl said “Anal“. LMFAO.

Swarovski Crystals Ad on ‘SNL’

*Unfortunately, the sketch is only viewable in the United States. We’ll add in another version viewable in other countries as soon as it comes available.

Swarovski Crystals Ad: Funniest Quotes/Lines

  • Becky: “Diamonds are too esspensive and heavy. No thanks, Jose.”
  • Other Girl: “Crystals are light and fifty dollars. Plus they’re diamonds.”
  • Other Girl: “One time, I was with eight guys at once and I thought that was the pinnacle…but now it’s crystals.”
  • Becky: “My brain doesn’t function. It got banged off it’s axis. But I can still notice the sparkle of Swarsovski Crystals.
  • Other Girl: “One time I got banged to death for five minutes. Then I got banged back to life. Thanks Crystals!”
  • Becky: “I lost part of my foot. It broke off in a butt and I’ve regretted it ever since. But I don’t regret wearing crystals.”
  • Other Girl: “One time, I thought I was asleep but I was just drugged dead. Then I noticed a Swarovski Crystal on my wrist and I thought to myself, ‘Okay!’”