During my recent trip to England and Ireland, I mentioned to Topher that I was going to start watching “The Tudors” when I returned home to learn more about Henry VIII. Yes, it was a ridiculous statement. In my defense, 1. I was drunk and 2. everywhere we went, someone would mention “The Tudors” filmed there. Literally everywhere we went, we were exposed to a great deal of artifacts and history regarding the monarchy.

True to my word, I began looking into “The Tudors”. Immediately, I thought to myself, “Why haven’t I been watching this show?”. There’s hot men all over the place. The hottest one of them all is Henry Cavill, who plays Charles Brandon (1st Duke of Suffolk) on the period television drama. The 26-year-old Brit oozes more royal sexiness than Prince Harry and William combined times infinity.

If it weren’t for a unfortunate series of events, the whole world would be screaming “H. Cav” instead of “R Patz”. Cavill was Twilight’s Stephenie Meyer’s first choice to play Edward Cullen. Unfortunately for Cavill by the time pre-production was over and filming began, he was too old to play the teenage vampire. This misfortune would be part of a string of bad luck that would lead “Empire Magazine” to dud him as the “most unlucky man in Hollywood“. He was up for numerous high-profile gigs, including James Bond, Batman/Bruce Wayne, Superman/Clark Kent but didn’t score any of them.


I predict his luck is about to change real soon. He will be appearing in theaters soon as Theseus (founder and king of Athens) in the big budget film, “Immortals”. Cavill will be joining Frieda Pinto (Millionaire Slumdog), Kellan Lutz (Twilight), Mickey Rourke (The Wrestler), Stephen Dorff and Isabel Lucas (Red Dawn) in this sure-fire blockbuster. The film is scheduled to be released in November 2011.

Here are some hot and sexy pics of Henry. At times, he looks eerily similar to infamous baby daddy, Levi Johnston.

Curly haired and scruffy. YUMMY.

Clean cut with a sexy smirk. Even YUMMIER.

He can spray me anytime.

Whether sporting long or short hair, the man is sexy personified.

He totally looks like Levi Johnston here.

He cleans up real well. Henry can be my plus one anytime.

Shirtless and so angry. Sign me up.

With his paler complexion here and dark hair, I can definitely see him as Edward Cullen (Twilight).

So Homorazzi.com readers? Hot or not?