Yikes, it just never gets any better for Tiger – hopefully for his sake he has 9 lives. Well, just when you think the only “James” douche of the week is Jesse James, Tiger’s former mistress, Joslyn James has launched a site this morning called SextingJoslynJames.com. Yes, looks like this fame hungry porn star has always been in this for the money, trying to get some of Tiger’s Fancy Feast. There are over 100 text messages that Joslyn James has from Tiger that are up on this site, and supposedly they’ll also be pics of room keys from Las Vegas hotels with Tiger’s image on them.
When you enter the site (after you agree to being over 18 years of age), you get a giant iPhone that is titled “iBone”, and everything about “Joslyn James” to the right, in a little bio. Her real name, Veronika Siwik-Daniels. She lists how many porns she’s done, how many celeb gossip shows she’s been on, and how she’s most recently know for her “romantic” relationship with Tiger Woods.
She also invites you to follow her on Twatter, I mean Twitter. PS: If you’re a celebrity, don’t trust this biotch, as she writes, “Veronica is looking forward to the next chapter in her exciting career. Fans are encouraged to keep checking back here for future plans and sometimes controversial announcements.” She will chew you up and spit you out – but maybe let you pee on her first. Oh yeah, that’s in one of the texts. You basically scroll through the iBone and view over 100 messages from Tiger’s Wood. Some are very, very dirty.
Check out some of the dirty sexts (P.S. I love how she only posts HIS messages and not any of hers to him). Viewer discretion is advised…
Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/28/2009:
I want to be deep inside youTiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you soreTiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:
In a week. I will try to wear you outTiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:
After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hardTiger:Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trustTiger:Sent: 03:48 PM 08/29/2009:
Does that excite you at all or noTiger:Sent: 04″02 PM 08/29/2009:
I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap youTiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throatTiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my fucking whoreTiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i ownTiger:Sent: 07:38 PM 09/07/2009:
Head to the elevators and go to 334. Thats your room. The door will be open with the dead bolt. I have to get back here to wait for the food. Im in room 358.Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to youTiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:
Just morbid curiosityTiger:Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009:
Really. You. You have done just about everything havent youTiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009:
Don’t Fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck
What do you think of her releasing these text messages?


Tommy D
March 18th, 2010 at 10:49 am
HAHAHA WOW!
Those are good sexts
Adam
March 18th, 2010 at 11:38 am
HOLY CRAP those ARE dirty. I thought you meant like “patrick dirty” but whoa, I was worried she stole a couple from MY phone that’s how naughty :P
Wow, this girl has no shame for trust and secrecy… I would DIE if I were Tiger or especially his wife :S
Good to know straight guys are as sex crazy as us homos!