A video tape featuring real-life husband and wife, Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart, surfaced the other day depicting the twosome being joined by former Miss Teen USA, Kari Anne Peniche. The visibly not sober threesome cavort around naked while taking a bath together and discuss their potential porn names. You know the game where you combine your first pet’s name with the street name of your first home. For the record, mine would Doolittle Main. I digress. At one point in the video, Gayheart even states she needs to lie down because she’s too high. When word got out about the sex tape, the couple’s lawyer issued a statement to TMZ saying that he will sue anyone who publishes the alleged extended version of the video and dismissed the current edited one circulating on the web as:

“From what I’ve seen it’s a naked tape, not a sex tape.” Singer added, “At most it’s 3 people maybe wanting to have sex.”

Though this is the first real scandal for Eric Dane, the same cannot be same for the other two women in the video. His wife and former Noxema Girl, Gayheart, pleaded no contest to vehicular unlawful death in 2001 when she accidentally hit and killed a nine year old boy with her car. A couple of years later when she received her license back, she turned over her rental car into two parked vehicles. Yikes. Here’s some more intel. A few months ago Gayheart surfaced on the National Enquirer naked again in a bathtub with an unidentified women while holding a crack pipe. Rebecca, WTF are you doing? I remember in the 90s, I had the biggest girl crush on her when she played Dylan’s girlfriend and future wife on 90210. Though she’s starred in a few films and multiple television appearances, she never really fulfilled her super-stardom potential after coming off her popular eight-episode run on 90210.

The other woman in the video has had an even more tabloid-filled life. For someone who’s only 25, the skanky hooch has had enough for a tell-all book that would rival skanks double her age. First of, the girl got a boob job as her graduation present from her parents, then she wins Miss Teen USA only to lose it when she posed for Playboy a few months later. Stupid stupid stupid girl. In 2006, Kari Anne meets Aaron Carter (Backstreet Boys Nick Carter’s little bro) and then five days later the two become engaged. Happily ever after? I think not. Six days later they break up their worldwind romance. Recently, she’s tried to “clean up” her act by going on Celebrity Rehab to be treated for her sex addiction but was kicked out for punching a cameraman and stealing from her celebrity roommate. Classy. So what’s a girl supposed to do now about her sex addiction? I know, enter the world of Hollywood prostitution. It’s been rumored that Kari Anne is a Hollywood madam/escort. A rumor that has gained even more credibility in light of this new video. In the alleged sex tape, she is seen reading credit card numbers into the phone. Something tells me she’s not ordering take-out.

So there you have it folks. As Patrick often chants to me during our meetings “Stars. They’re just like us.” Haha. I think not Patrick.

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