Remember that Sex and the City episode where Samantha (Kim Cattrall) had this exact problem with her lover played by Bobby Cannavale? Loved the scene where she had brunch with the ladies and Charlotte (Kristin Davis) walked out without saying a word after Samantha uttered “funky tasting spunk.” One of my favorite moments in the entire series. After doing some research, Samantha discovered drinking a shot of wheatgrass might make his semen taste better. FYI, it didn’t work.

While the SATC girls giggled (in Charlotte’s case, stormed out) at the mention of this touchy topic, the men in this Steam Room Stories take the matter very seriously. Each of them give their two cents on how to make their man milk more savory. From celery, citrus fruits and cinnamon sticks, they debate urban legends of what foods might make their love liquid go down better. Watch the clip below to see how it all unfolds.

Steam Room Talks Semen Taste

Have you ever encountered a lover with funky tasting spunk? Did you discover a way to make it less funky? If so, what’s your secret? Share your tips below.