Filed under: Tommy D, TV Shows
Author: Tommy D
Date: Feb 19, 2013
In the famous words of Drag Race All Star Jujubee I want to start off this review by saying MEEEOW! RuPaul was not havin it tonight hunty! Did you see it? Did you SEE the (not so) shocking double elimination? I have to be honest I totally saw it come because the LSFYL was kind of lamesauce. Who were the bottom two? Well before we get to that let’s spill the T on tonight’s episode or RuPaul’s Drag Race.
I’m really loving the post elimination work room start they are doing this season, it’s really good. After Monica’s elimination everyone was all ears about Vivienne who right away was making some excuses about being in a group with too many loud queens. All T, All Shade, if you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen girl. She was mainly going after Roxxxy Andrews who I have to say is turning out to be the one to beat this season.
This week’s challenge was all about dance and it got me thinking about how many of these queens actually can’t dance. I’ve seen most of them live and there isn’t much movement on that stage. Aside from Nina Flowers (season 1) and Morgan McMichaels (Season 2) and this years Alyssa Edwards, not many would be strong in this challenge. The mini challenge was all about going down the SoulTrain line. The winners were Coco and Jinkx who got to be team captains (another team challenge, yawwwwn). The teams went like this
COCO AND ALYSSA, listen I got it right away. Coco and Alyssa may not get along but Coco KNOWS that Alyssa is the pro in this challenge. It was very smart to pick her first. The main challenge was a ballet about RuPaul’s life. Each of the teams got some time with two choreographers. SYTYCD alums Travis Wall & Season 1 winner Nick Lazzarini. SIDENOTE – how CUTE is he? AND he gave me a little sass today. YEAAAS! Tweet me Nick (@TommyD)
Back to the main reason we’re all here. In rehearsals we saw who was going to shine (Coco & Alyssa) and who wasn’t (pretty much everyone else) but as I’ve learned you can’t really tell until the final runway so let’s get right to it.
Alaska totally started it off great with the birth of RuPaul, so funny just letting that babydoll drop out of her punani HA! But like I said earlier it was Coco Montrese and Alyssa Edwards as Good Ru vs Evil Ru who STOLE the show, Alyssa was incredible as I knew she would be. The judges thought that Honey and Vivenne were the weakest but I have to tell you I completely forgot Jade was even in the competition, it was so weird. They read Honey for her outfits and while they were similar every week I totally lived for them, but what do I know.
Alyssa was named the winner (totally knew that) and Honey and Vivienne were shockingly (not really) both sent home. They had absolutely no energy during their LSFYL and Ru made them both Sashay away.
So now that the episode is done I want to say something about Coco and Alyssa, I love them so much more when they aren’t fighting about whatever they fight about. They are both good contestants and need to just get over it because they are so much more enjoyable as a duo.
So next week is the most popular episode of every season, SNATCH GAME! All I know so far is that Jinkx Monsoon does LITTLE EDIE and from what I saw in the promos she’s perfect. So let’s see what the rest are gonna do!
Don’t forget to follow me on Twitter everyone! @TommyD
DW
February 19th, 2013 at 6:36 am
OK, next week will be the week that finalises my favourites, but here goes for now:
1) Jinkx 2) CoCo 3) Alyssa < that order, I love them. I just want that feud to end, I don't mind the funny bitchy exchanges time to time, but other than that…
I love the rest, though… I wouldn't mind Lineysha being next to go. After that, Alaska… she's got such a polarising quality to her…
Sidenote: Ivy is actually the underdog, similar to the way Manila (still one of my favourite queens) was.
Snatch Game:
Alyssa – Katy Perry (could go either way, she has immunity though?)
Coco – Janet Jackson – I love Janet, but this could be trouble
Jinkx – Little Edie – top or winner :-)
Detox – Ke$ha – *this* I wanna see…
Alaska – Lady Bunny – I still think she would do Lady GaGa justice!
Jade Jolie – Taylor Swift… ok…?
Ivy may be doing Dolly Parton from what I've heard, which should be promising.
Thanks, as always!
JMC
February 19th, 2013 at 7:52 am
Agreed Coco and Alyssa are much better TV when they’re not fighting which gets old fast. Detox looked stunning on the runway and Ivy really started to win me over with her look. Didn’t understand why Coco and Lineysha came after Alaska’s outfit, there wasn’t anything wrong with it but as has been said time and time again she is a polarising figure on the show. I personally love Alaska with her big trailer park blonde hair, she’s funny and gives good runway. I know you’re a Roxxxy fan but don’t kid yourself Detox is still the queen to beat this season.
As for the lipsync, well deserved outcome. Every lipsync this season has left a lot to desire, boring, awkward and often they’re giving bad mouth. Tonight Vivienne flat lined and Honey seemed to be having a manic episode and completely missed the tone of the song, and some of the lyrics, while lazily strolling around. I had really high hopes for Honey based on her look in the goddess promo but for all her sweetness, which I believe was sincere, she never lived up to what that first preview promised.
Next weeks bottom two, Jade and Lineysha. Puerto Ricans always tank in Snatch Game.
Shaan
February 19th, 2013 at 1:56 pm
On one hand we say we hate shows like Jersey Shore, Real housewives of New York, New Jersey & all same run-of-the-mill. One the other hand you promote such utter nonsense drag race! Aren’t you guys being too much a prude here?
I am not a hater but I think there are far more significant & Intersting news which you can show rather than which drag pulled the loudest makeup or made the most cheapest parody!
DW
February 19th, 2013 at 2:10 pm
“Bitch! Sit yo ass down and shut the hell up bitch!”
DoUrBit
February 19th, 2013 at 2:29 pm
@Shaan Girl, we need a lighthouse for all this shade. AllTAllShade
Tommy D
February 19th, 2013 at 4:52 pm
@Shaan you don’t like it you don’t have to click on it, read it, comment on it and keep checking back.
BearAspirin
February 19th, 2013 at 9:05 pm
From what I’ve seen so far: top three Detox, Roxxxy, Alyssa. I adore Alaska & have seen him perform live & she’s terrific but I think she’ll burn out (but not before making it to top 5). I think Lynesha or Jade out next (I mean Lynesha didn’t even know who Diana Ross is)…while true most of the Puerto Rican queens don’t do well, remember Alexis Mateo (who I never cared for) was amazing with her twisted take on a pregnant, lesbian Alicia Keyes. I really like Ivy although she hasn’t been edited into the episodes yet. She’s extremely talented so I’m hoping she pulls a shocker & starts shining.
James
February 19th, 2013 at 10:25 pm
Roxxy looked like she was pregnant in that dress…
Cashmere Tuesday
February 20th, 2013 at 12:12 am
@BearAspirin Twaaat you is trippn. You’re gonna need a much bigger toothbrush if you keep talking at your ass cuz the only thing Alaska is burning is the fish baby.
You happen to be on point with Alyssa and Detox (even a broke clock and all). But Roxxy looked AWFUL this episode.
Dystopian
February 20th, 2013 at 11:28 am
Honey has a new song and video out and she’s quite a good singer! Sad she left but she really didn’t bring it.
Adam
February 21st, 2013 at 5:59 am
The ONLY way I saw that lip sync ending well was with a double elim- so i was thrilled to see ru went through with it. Alyssa killed it with the dance. Tommy i DO love roxxxy’s personality the best but i’m struggling to see how she’s the one to beat with so much getting torn down by the judges in two weeks of 4 now..? and her dress did NOT help her body tonight they were right to call her out on that. Still she IS you so it’s great to see her there. I hope jade does well at snatch: like a mini pandora waiting to happen i say.
Adam
February 21st, 2013 at 7:31 am
Just watched untucked. hating jade and she needs to go. TOO young and too dumb. you can’t win as the hated spoiled brat. Roxxxy is continuously you and I die every time she opens her mouth- have you two met?