The Season 9 premiere of The Real Housewives of New York is just days away. As Bravo often does, it has revealed the taglines early for each Big Apple diva. While some are deliciously delightful, others are pretty rotten to the core.
Even though she’s no longer a Countess, Luann still managed to find a way to work her former title into her tagline. Talk about beating a dead horse. For that alone, she goes to the bottom of my rankings. Ramona’s is fine, but I’ve heard it numerous times before, including from Kaitlyn Bristowe. The former Bachelorette uses it on her Instagram description.
Newcomer Tinsely Mortimer hits it out the park with her first go-round. If her freshman season is half as juicy as her tagline, she’ll definitely be one to watch.
Once again, Sonja’s one-liner is my favorite. Maybe deep down I’m obsessed with her and I just don’t know it. Check out all the taglines below and she how I ranked them.
RHONY returns to Bravo on April 5.
The Real Housewives Of New York Season 9 Taglines Ranked
7. Luann D’Agostino: “The only title I’d trade Countess for…is Wife.”
6. Ramona Singer: “I’m an acquired taste. You don’t like me? Acquire some taste!
5. Dorinda Medley: “I tell it like it is, but I always make it nice.”
4. Bethenny Frankel: “If you’re going to take a shot at this B, you better not miss.
3. Carole Radziwill: “In the politics of friendship, I win the popular vote.”
2. Tinsley Mortimer: “A good set of lashes can fix anything…even a mugshot.”
1. Sonja Morgan: “There’s nothing grey about my gardens.”
RHONY: The Official Season 9 Taglines
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This season on The Real Housewives of New York City, Bethenny is healthy and happy, and the little pieces of her life are coming back together now that she is finally divorced—but a feud with Ramona threatens her peace. Meanwhile, age is nothing but a number as Ramona celebrates her birthday looking better than ever. She’s dating and teaching the other ladies how to pick up men. After taking some heat for living in Bethenny’s shadow, Carole makes a strong effort to build her relationship with the other women, leading to some surprising connections. Tension between Dorinda and Sonja is at an all-time high, with Sonja making accusations about Dorinda’s personal life. Dorinda may forgive, but she never forgets. Sonja is caught in a love triangle and must decide whether to go with the man who moves her heart or the man who moves her other parts. And new housewife Tinsley Mortimer, still reeling from a shocking run-in with the law, returns to the Big Apple, where it all began for her. Tinsley’s ready to start her next chapter, but will the girl who once had it all get it all back again?