Playgirl Makes Jesse James An Offer

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Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater. Well, eating pumpkins wasn’t what got him into this hot mess. With all this attention focused on the man that broke America Sweetheart’s heart, Playgirl Magazine is looking to capitalize on the celebrity’ misfortune. The nudie mag has put forth an offer of $500,000 big ones for Jesse James to show his “big ones”.

With a nickname like “Vanilla Gorilla” given by one of his mistresses (Michelle Bombshell McGee), it should be his duty to show the world what he has to offer. Apparently it is big and juicy. With mistresses coming out of the woodwork (though not near Tiger’s number yet), it would seem half of Los Angeles has already seen it.

Playgirl spokesman, Daniel Nardicio already has a concept for the shoot, should the 40-year-old CEO of West Coast Choppers accept:

“We’d want him to pose in a Coney Island freak show setting. It would be a whole circus-themed shoot, complete with tattooed women and sword swallowers!”


Let’s face it, he’s probably never going to get out of the doghouse, so why not make a little cash. It’s only a matter of formality, but there is no way Bullock is going to forgive him for his transgressions. One I could see, but with all these hookers coming out of the closet… this marriage is DUNZO.

With the $500,000 offer to the tattooed philanderer, Playgirl’s paycheck of $100,000 to Levi Johnston seems like bargain basement prices. Having said that, if I were Jon Gosselin from TLC’s “Jon & Kate Plus 8”, I’d be thoroughly insulted. Guess how much Playgirl recently offered the beleaguered reality star? A whopping $20,000. HAHAHAHA. The saddest part of all this is that Gosselin might actually entertain it, considering he’s not bringing in any cash due to TLC’s embargo on Jon that prohibits him from making paid personal appearances.

Would you want to see Jesse’s “Vanilla Gorilla”? Is Playgirl making an inappropriate timed offer or a wise business decision?