Bitch, Please! – Really?

p-640-480-6ecd4f46-8815-43c2-92d5-da738ae7bbe5Yes your umbrella is EVIL! Why on earth do you need an umbrella that big girl? It’s ridiculous! I watched you walk with that thing with absolutely no consideration for anything or anyone around you. I have almost lost an eye to irresponsible umbrella carrying people! Maybe we should start issuing a license to carry umbrellas as they can be dangerous and cause injuries. Maybe there should be umbrella etiquette classes. Could I have said umbrella more in this post? Yes…UMBRELLA, there!

Just one of my pet peeves of the day. Stay tuned for more!

  • topher

    I totally agree. Especially being over 6 feet, I’m surprised I haven’t been stabbed in the face yet.

  • adam

    Bahaha can we PLEASE start doing more of this: photos of idiots on the street 🙂 i love it.

  • Redd

    Definitely…my camera phone will be taking pics out on the street looking out for perpetrators of any kind.