Yes your umbrella is EVIL! Why on earth do you need an umbrella that big girl? It’s ridiculous! I watched you walk with that thing with absolutely no consideration for anything or anyone around you. I have almost lost an eye to irresponsible umbrella carrying people! Maybe we should start issuing a license to carry umbrellas as they can be dangerous and cause injuries. Maybe there should be umbrella etiquette classes. Could I have said umbrella more in this post? Yes…UMBRELLA, there!

Just one of my pet peeves of the day. Stay tuned for more!