Typically, I don’t like writing about Perez Hilton, but his latest move against Lady Gaga is too hilarious to ignore. Before I discuss it, let’s do a quick rundown of the chain of events leading up to it.

A few years ago Lady Gaga and the celebrity blogger were the best of friends, with some even crediting Perez for putting her on the map. Something behind the scenes must’ve happened along the way because the two are embroiled in a bitter feud. Recently, the “Applause” singer accused Hilton of stalking her. She tweeted the following:

@perezhilton STAY AWAY FROM ME + MY FAMILY YOU ARE SICK TRYING TO RENT AN APARTMENT IN MY BUILDING TO STALK ME. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) August 18, 2013

DO I NEED TO BE SHOT IT IN THE HEAD FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND THAT HIM AND EVERYONE ELSE THAT HARASSES ME HAS GONE TOO FAR? IM A HUMAN BEING

Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) August 18, 2013

Allegedly, the falling out began when Perez sent a photo of her in a wheelchair with a snarky message after her hip accident. Gaga tweeted, “Still have the text Perez sent me of me in a wheelchair w the words KARMA written across + Madonna pointing a gun at me. Day of my accident.”

Perez responded with a letter which I’ve posted at the end of this post. His statement resulted in numerous death threats by Gaga’s fans. The blogger has retaliated in a hilarious way that directly benefits Christina Aguilera. Find out how below.

The above photo was tweeted from Perez’s account. Effing hysterical, right? Christina Aguilera’s Bionic album was widely-criticized for being a ripoff of Lady Gaga’s material. As a result, X-tina’s effort flopped. With Perez’s help, it might make a comeback, perhaps beating her latest album, Lotus. After all, Christina claims Bionic was ahead of its time.

What are your thoughts on this Hilton-Gaga feud? Isn’t his #JusticeForBionic move hilarious? Weigh in below, after reading Perez’s statement about stalking Gaga.

I have long had plans to return to New York City more permanently. New York was my home for 6 years in the mid 90s, before I moved to Los Angeles. I also lived here for 3 months last year while doing an off Broadway show. I’m a new father and I am primarily focused on my family and where we will be most happy. I love New York and that is where me and my growing family want to call home right now.

Sunday, my realtor showed us a list of possible apartments to rent. I learned only after the fact that Lady GaGa lives in one of the buildings we looked at, and she was across the country in Los Angeles when I viewed that building. After a day of innocent house-hunting, I am devastated and my heart hurts that my former very good friend, a person I used to call my “wifey” and traveled the world with, is making very public and very untrue allegations about me on Twitter.

While it is still too painful for me to go into detail about why I chose to no longer make her a part of my life, I will say that I am a critic and not a “stalker”. Any allegation that I am stalking her, based on a day of house hunting with my baby boy and my mother, is utterly false, defamatory and now appears to be putting me and my family in danger. I will continue to be a critic – in a way that is not mean or involves name-calling, and I will continue to have an opinion and talk about music and songs, like GaGa’s “Applause”.

I hope her fans stop sending me death threats, as the suggestion that I pose a danger to Lady GaGa is preposterous. If her fans want to send a message of support to Lady GaGa, they should buy her music. Notwithstanding my feelings about our personal relationship, I do wish Lady GaGa happiness and continued success and I assure you my family house hunting has nothing to do with her. - Perez Hilton