Filed under: Behind The Cast, Topher
Author: Topher
Date: May 19, 2009
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It’s no secret that the Winter games will be hosted in wonderful, beautiful Vancouver, British Columbia in 2010. Everywhere you turn in Vancouver these days seems to be dripping in Olympic logos, sponsorships, or news stories. It promises to be a thrilling experience to be in the city as the event is actually going on. A lot of tourists, athletes, and press will be in town taking it all in.
I remember about a year ago there was a huge call for volunteers. I recall reading that the Olympics were going to need roughly 10,000 people to help make the events a success by donating their time and skill sets. Not having much in the way of skills, but still eager to take part I filled out my form with my preferences for what I would like to take part in and just sort of forgot about it.
To be honest, I can’t even remember what I put down as what I would be willing to help with (I don’t think hockey team towel boy was available). That’s why it came as a bit of a surprise to me when I received a phone call a couple of weeks ago letting me know that I had been selected to audition to be in the opening and closing ceremonies. Gasp! The call came after I knew that I didn’t win the ticket lottery for any of the athletic events I applied for, so I was ecstatic to know that I was going to have another chance to catch some of the action. And what better seats could you ask for, than being right in the middle of the performance!?
The caller told me when and where the audition would be, what I should wear, and what I should bring. I wasn’t allowed to bring a camera unfortunately as they want to keep as much of it secret as possible. Which also means I can’t go into too much detail of what actually happened either. You’ll just have to wait and see like the rest of the world :)
When I got to where the audition was held, there was a big line of people waiting to be processed. After you signed in and got your number, you sat and waited for everyone else to get signed in. It took about an hour, and they were playing clips from previous ceremonies on a huge projection screen in a waiting room. Viewing these clips is where the epic-ness of what I was auditioning for really set in. It was awe inspiring. I don’t usually watch them on T.V., so I was a little unprepared for what I ended up seeing. This thing’s a big deal! The synchronization in the clips for some of the performers was mind boggling, the costumes were super elaborate (people’s heads were on fire!) and the grandiose music was beautiful.

When everyone was ready, they explained the schedule to us, and what would be expected of us time wise if we were selected. They also let us know that since this was being televised to about 3 billion people around the world they were looking for people in the show to express how much fun they were having, so Smile! Smile! SMILE! Not exactly the easiest task for a cynic like me to hold a smile for over an hour straight (especially since I had just had my two front teeth bonded, and I wasn’t used to how they felt yet). If years of watching America’s Next Top Model has taught me anything though (it hasn’t), it’s that if you can’t do something, you fake it. And that’s what I did.
Now, I’m no dancer and I have no training or skills that would make me a superior choice over the next Average Joe, but I thought “Hey, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Just go for it!” So I smiled, I clapped, I followed the choreographers instructions and I had a blast!
I really hope that I’m selected to do something, anything, in the ceremonies. It seems like it would be an event that I would be telling people for the rest of my life. Heck, just being at one audition has given me something to share over the past few days. I can’t stop thinking or talking about it.
Say what you will about the Olympics, good or bad, it’s one of the largest gathering of people of all nations, religions, creeds, and races on the planet. I think that’s something special and I can’t wait to take part, either as a “performer” or an armchair spectator.
Tim
May 19th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
I’m getting out of Dodge when the Olympics hit. Maybe go to Disney land or Vegas. I’m still of the opinion that they’re going to be an utter logistical catastrophe. Closing down lanes of traffic? It’s hard enough to get around the lower mainland already. Yikes. I’ll catch the highlights on my iPhone after thunder mountain railroad.
Dan
May 19th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
I got an audition too! Nice work Topher, maybe we’ll be wearing fire headresses together!
randy
May 19th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
I auditioned too, and the experience was super fun!
Matt
May 19th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Reading this article has put my mind at ease somewhat. I am auditioning at the end of the month and my lack of dancing ability was a little worrisome. Please don’t show me up too much Daniel!
mikeb
May 19th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
What a colossal waste of our money for 2, 2-week parties.
We can’t house our homeless and poor, but we can spend BILLIONS to have a party and host athletes, OMG!
I sincerely hope the world’s news agencies get it all on glorious prime time for all the world to see the absolute misery that goes on behind the mountains and water fantasy land smoke and mirrors crap!
topher
May 19th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
I don’t see why we can’t fund programs for the less privileged (such as the homeless) and host the Olympics.
It’s one of the only events that truly is part of the global culture. It has its issues, sure (doping, judging scandals, official bribing etc.), but nothing is perfect, the City of Vancouver included.
Should all of our city’s budget be allocated to one thing? I don’t think that’s reasonable. The distribution of attention maybe a little one sided right now, but who knows what the future holds after the Olympics.
mikeb
May 20th, 2009 at 9:07 am
You can actually compare the spending on Olympic 2 week party with our health care and poverty problems???
Really???????
topher
May 20th, 2009 at 9:48 am
Well, I definitely don’t agree to your trivialization of the Olympics to a “2 week party”.
This is why there are budgets. All the money can’t go towards the same thing. Investments in culture are needed for our society to develop, just as much as they are needed for health care and poverty. Do you never spend money on entertainment? Or does all your extra money go to charity?
I admitted the Olympics are drawing the majority of attention right now, but I still believe they’re going to have a positive affect on our city.
mikeb
May 20th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Kinda like Expo 86′s affect on our city?
Hmmm… what was Expo 86′s affect?
I can’t wait for more over-population and crowded everything, higher property taxes for less space…. I’m getting tingles just thinking about it.
I much preferred the Vancouver pre Expo, but that’s just me.
Brett
May 20th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
I don’t really think getting 4,000 performers to VOLUNTEER is going to cost them a whole lot. Can you imagine the money it would take to pay all of them?
I do agree that Vancouver a lot of work to do in terms of poverty and housing and just the general cost of living (which is completely ridiculous) but I also think that at a time when the entire world is going to be watching us, we need to put on a damn good show.
Fun article to read.
randy
May 21st, 2009 at 12:19 pm
go topher!
Terry
May 21st, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Tophor, I too was called. My audition will take place on May 30th. Also, I have a friend from Los Angeles who is currently living here in Vancouver and is working under a contract with production and is employeed producer – David Atkins Enterprises of Australia. My friend has also told me that they are short with “male” volunteers so there is the possiblity that we both will be select.
dania
June 3rd, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Hey.. I applied as a performer too, in the non-dancer spot :D
I came along here searching for what to wear to this audition :3 I was only told to wear running shoes and comfortable clothes, but out of it being a hot day and wanting to keep personal items safe, is wearing cargo shorts and a good, light shirt at all okay? The shorts were fine to hold a house key, driver’s license, bus pass, spare cash, and phone without looking chunky during a dance class, but if this audition wants me hitting my bottom to the floor I might just leave the phone out of this.
topher
June 3rd, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Hey Dania,
During my audition, I’m pretty sure if I had a phone in my pocket I would’ve been fine. it’s not that physically intense, and you stay on your feet the entire time. Hope you have fun! :)
dania
June 4th, 2009 at 6:55 am
Well alright topher, thanks ^ . ^