One of the drinking games my group of friends and I, love to play is “Marry, F-ck, Kill“. A person gives three names and then we go around the circle and each person says who they would marry, have sex with and want to kill. Since killing is a little harsh, I thought I’d modify it for the web to the more PC and funnier, bitch slapping. It’s my little gay twist on the game.
So for my inaugural Marry, F-ck, Bitch Slap post, I chose the tween pop group- The Jonas Brothers. Since they’re all legal now, what better trio to kick things off. To be perfectly honest, I couldn’t name a song of theirs if my life depended on it. A couple years ago, Topher’s friend got us free tickets to the concert and could only stomach a couple of tracks before we left. We showed up mostly just to see Jordin Sparks who was the opening act. So without further ado, let’s take a closer look at the three musical brothers.
Nick Jonas (18)
The youngest of the three just turned 18 last September and not a minute too soon. Look at that juicy bubble butt of his. It’s so perky. Jonas has been romantically linked to Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez. Nick formed a new band, Nick Jonas & the Administration, while the Jonas Brothers is on hiatus.
Joe Jonas (21)
The Jan Brady of the bunch, Joe Jonas has been doing cameos on American Idol and “Hot In Cleveland”, while the group takes a break. He’s the male slut out of the three brothers. A few of the ladies he’s dated are AJ Michalka, Taylor Swift, Camilla Belle, Demi Lovato and most recently Ashley Greene. The Twilight star and him just broke up this month. Looks like someone’s on the prowl again.
Kevin Jonas (23)
The elder of the family musical act, Kevin Jonas aka K2 (don’t ask) is the only brother married. He met his future wife Danielle Delesea in the Bahamas in 2007 and the two got hitched in 2009. In 2008, he appeared on People magazine’s list of the Sexiest Men Alive.
Marry: Joe Jonas because he seems to be the marrying type and least likely to cheat.
F-ck: Nick Jonas. Have you seen that butt of his? The things I would do to that… well, you get the picture.
Bitch Slap: Easily Joe Jonas. There’s something about him that just annoys me. He’s cute and has a decent body, but he gives off an air of douchiness.
I’ve made my picks, now it’s your turn to chose. Tell me who you’d Marry, F-ck, and Bitch Slap below.