Another day, another Real Housewife releases their own single. I don’t who is responsible for telling these ladies that a music career is a good idea for them. Can you imagine your mom singing these songs? LOL. Oh man.

This time, former Real Housewife of D.C., Michaele Salahi has come out with an upbeat pop song called “Bump It“. She recently performed it live on an NBC news affiliate station. Backup dancers, rapping, and the sound of Salahi’s voice (I don’t want to call it singing). You probably recall that this is the Housewife that once crashed a party at the White House. Well, apparently she’s accident prone because she’s crashing once again in this “trainwreck” of a song. Below are some of the lyrics. Despite what you might think or hope, she’s doesn’t refer to the “Bumpit” hair volumizing device from those old infomercials.

“Like I’m so hot and like you’re so not / Speakers on blast, let the techno rock / Everybody in the club make your way to the front / Rhythm is the base that will make the crowd jump / Bump it.”

To be completely honest, I do enjoy the track and the beat, but the lyrics are ridiculous and Salahi’s voice is just herendous…especially live. Overall: FAIL. If you listen closely, you can kind of hear her laughing a little during her performance – even she can’t take herself seriously. To top it off, she looks and dresses like an older version of Heidi Montag. Choo, choo! All aboard to experience the trainwreck below!

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