In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, I thought I’d rotate up this Marry, F*ck, Bitch Slap post featuring a trio of hot Irish studs originally posted back in 2012. It was long before people were lusting over Jamie Dornan in Fifty Shades of Grey. #justsaying

With a long list of sexy men hailing from Ireland including Cillian Murphy, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Daniel Day-Lewis, Pierce Brosnan and Stuart Townsend to name a few, narrowing it down to just three proved very difficult. There’s something very attractive about that charming Irish rogue these men possess.

In the end, I chose Colin Farrell, Michael Fassbender and Jamie Dornan to represent the rolling hills of Ireland. I’m sure you won’t complain about my choices. They’re all sex symbols and worth lusting after. Get to know the men in more detail below.

You know how the game works. Pick one to marry and live in wedded bliss with, and another to have a hot passionate one night stand with, while the other is the subject of your bitch slapping. Happy choosing everyone.

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Colin Farrell (39)

I’m sure when you think of hot Irish actors, Colin Farrell is the first to come to mind. With his dark brooding looks, it was only natural he became one of Hollywood’s most desirable men. In 2003, he was named one of People’s “50 Most Beautiful People“. He first burst onto the scene with his career-making role in Tigerland in 2000. That role earned him critical praise and made him a hot commodity. His notable movie roles include, Minority Report, Phone Booth, Daredevil, A Home at the End of the World, Miami Vice, In Bruges and Horrible Bosses.

Michael Fassbender (38)

Sure, he’s only half Irish but that’s enough for me. Just in case you were wondering, the other half is German. Talk about one hot combination of heritages. Fassbender has been working for years, but it was his role as a sex-crazed New York businessman that had Hollywood talking. Even George Clooney commented about Fassbender’s “equipment” at a past Golden Globes. Before Shame, Michael appeared in Inglourious Basterds, Jonah Hex, X-Men: First Class and Prometheus. Recently, he earned an Oscar nod for his stunning work in Steve Jobs.

Jamie Dornan (33)

I’ve lusted after this former male model ever since I saw him dating Keira Knightly back in 2003. His ad campaigns for Calvin Klein, Dior, Aquascutum and Armani only furthered his hotness factor for me. Klein only uses the hottest men to show off his underwear line. Check out the one where Kate Moss is kissing his butt. YUMMERS. When I heard he landed a role on ABC’s Once Upon A Time, I was beyond excited that I would get to see him on a weekly basis. So you can only imagine my ire when producers killed off his character. I was half-tempted to start a campaign to get him back on the show… and shirtless. Wisely producers picked him for Fifty Shades of Grey. Sure, his acting wasn’t anything to write home about, but he looked fantastic. Fingers crossed for full-frontal in future installments. Check out more pictures of Dornan in one of my past Model Behavior features.


Marry: Jamie Dornan. He’s the epitome of my type. Dark brooding model looks. Plus he can work out both long and short hair.

F-ck: Michael Fassbender. Did you see “Shame”? If you said yes, then you know what Fassbender is packing and me likey. Those explicit sex scenes got me all worked up.

Bitch Slap: Colin Farrell. I’d bitch slap Farrell for one sole reason. So he can bitch slap me right back and then he can curse me out with his sexy thick Irish accent. I have no doubt that would lead to a hot steamy session of makeup sex. Plus, I saw his sex tape and Farrell loves eating out vajayjay. He’s very talented with that tongue of his. RAWR.

I’ve made my picks, now it’s your turn to chose. Tell me who you’d Marry, F-ck, and Bitch Slap below.