Hockey. Sasquatch. Pining after straight men. In a nutshell that’s what Topher is all about, or at least that’s what he has written the most about. Really though, Topher is much more than that. He’s our resident evil genius. Whenever I’m stuck with a tech problem I don’t want to deal with or I just need a sarcastic pick-me-up, who do I call? Toph-Toph. Not only a great soccer player but also a great friend. Today we bring you TOPHER.
What is Horoscope Sign?
What is your Dream Job?
What is one of your Pet Peeves?
Slow walkers that block the sidewalk
What is your Guilty Pleasure when it comes to Fast Food or Junk Food?
Nachos, and Dairy Queen Ice Cream Cakes
What is your Favorite Quote?
“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.” Oscar wilde
What is your Favorite Childhood Memory?
Disneyland when I was eight
If you could be someone else in the Homorazzi cast, who would you be and why?
Kevin, who wouldn’t want to be a Mormon?
What is one of your Bad Habits?
What’s your fave drink/cocktail?
Gin n’ Soda
What are three personality traits you would use to describe yourself?
Reserved, smart, stylish
What are three personality traits people would use to describe you?
Boring, condescending, style-less
What are some of your nicknames?
What cartoon character would you be and why?
Does Batman count? I’d be Batman.