Introducing… Dan


It’s Dan’s turn to be introduced, not that he needs it. He’s kinda of a big deal don’t you know. What can we say about Dan? He’s kind of our resident Amanda Woodward from Melrose Place. He works in advertising, can sometimes be bitchy and he always short skirts. Dan is always the life of the party. If you ever needed someone to go to a concert with, Dan would be your man. He’ll dance his little heart out and “sing” at the top of his lungs. Ladies and gentlemen… we bring you DAN.

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What is your Dream Job?
Creative Director for Cirque du Soleil

What is one of your Pet Peeves?
People who ride escalators, not walk up them

What is your Guilty Pleasure when it comes to Fast Food or Junk Food?
McDonalds Big Mac

What is your Favorite Quote?
Success is not final, failure is not fatal, and it’s the courage to continue that counts. Winston Churchill.

What is your favorite Childhood Memory?
Growing up in Regina, Saskatchewan and thinking it was the best place on Earth.

If you could be someone else in the Homorazzi cast, who would you be and why?
I would be Kevin, because I’d want his smile, laugh and ability to bake bread!

What is one of your Bad Habits?
I pick my nose

What’s your fave drink/cocktail?
Hoegaarden Beer

What are three personality traits you would use to describe yourself?
Witty, Practical Joker, Delicate (as if!)

What are three personality traits people would use to describe you?
Bitchy, Loyal, HILARIOUS

What are some of your nicknames?
Danno, Dan-cing, Apple Blossom

What cartoon character would you be and why?
I would be Dumbo, because of the ears

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