WOW. I’m simply speechless, which is something I can’t say about Christopher Sosa, an intern for NextMovie. Talk about a Mean Girls fan. I thought I knew the movie well. This fan boy puts me to shame. He gives Gaymien a run for his money as too gay to function. Dude recites the entire flick in under 30 minutes. Impressive or sad? You decide.

I wonder exactly how many times he saw the Lindsay Lohan film. In case you didn’t catch this clip, nor have the time to watch it, from earlier this week, here’s your chance now.