A parody on all of our favorite gay icons? Yes, please! For me, the only one missing is Britney Spears – #sad face. In the following video, we enter into Madonna‘s nightmare: Lady Gaga. Madge calls up Gaga because she wants her career back, but at first, runs into a problem. Gaga has never heard of Madonna, and hangs up. She calls back and says, “You’ve stolen my looks, my music, and my gays and I want it back!” Gaga keeps hanging up on her.

It seems like a hopeless situation. Madonna just wants her crown back…but was it always hers? Nope. Before Madonna was Cher. So, she calls up Cher to apologize and say she knows how she feels. Cher’s not buying it.

Later on, Madonna finds herself at “Divas Anonymous,” which is moderated by Sue Sylvester. Others in the support group are Liza Minnelli, Diana Ross, and Barbara Streisand. This scene is hysterical. Could this all just be a bad dream? Or is Lady Gaga actually her living nightmare? Find out by watching below.