I am embarking on a mission. It’s one that pretty much everyone decides to go through, and whether or not they succeed is always different to each person. But here I am.

Yes, Homorazzi readers, I am going to lose weight.

Big deal right? Every single person makes the resolution every year “After THIS Christmas, I am going to lose weight”. It’s such a common thing that the fitness and health industries make pretty much ALL of their money in the first 4 months of the year! WHAT!?!

Making a decision like this is actually kind of a hard one. With major encouragement from my roommate, and SERIOUS problems with all my clothes, this is going to be my project for the next little while. I am going to do the whole before and after photos. Talk about all of my failures, and the few successes I have. I’m mainly going to keep this as real as possible because I absolutely 100% HATE working out. I HATE not eating what I want, when I want and I HATE how I feel and look right now. My challenges are going to lie in actually getting my ass to the gym, and keeping up with some kind of a routine because I am easily distracted and for me, I would much rather just watch TV and eat whatever fast food is available to me than go walk for 30 minutes.

I’m realistic about this though. I know that I will probably NEVER in my life look like the cookie cutter gay boy. I will never have a six pack, my tits won’t be protruding from my shirt so you can see them a mile away, I will probably never be a size 30, and I’m OK with that. What I’m not ok with is the fact that I can’t fit into any of my clothes, and that I have, for the first time in my life, bought a pair of size 36 jeans. Oh yeah, I admitted it, and I’m ok with it. Just you wait…I’ll show you a picture of what I look like sans shirt real soon!

Unlike all the other cast members, I am at a point right now where I can go either way. Fork in the road people, and it’s time to act. I can fuck it all and just continue to gain weight until I reach 300 pounds (It would be easy trust me), or I bite the bullet and start doing this. I need to get back down to under 200, and I need to do it now.

I’m not doing this in a self indulgent way. I’m doing this in an honest way. Unlike Patrick I am not starting out in shape , trying to get in better shape. I’m not Sean Horlor who was on a mission with LL Cool J to achieve the perfect 6 pack while already having a 4 pac. I’m a 220lb homo with a beer keg, who needs to lose it because I don’t look good naked anymore. I’m going to make slips ups, I’m probably going to cheat. I’m probably going to say fuck it and eat KFC at least once a week…but this is my story.

Come on the journey with me if you like. I know the only way that I will do this is if I keep it public. Plus, it’ll make a good fucking story on here.

Stay tuned in the next couple days as I give you my exact weight, and do the before pictures…and I promise I won’t suck in.