Looks like this Ginger’s off to Jail. Judge Marsha Revel has issued a warrant for the arrest of Lindsay Lohan with bail set at $100,000. She failed to show in court this morning, but because she apparently couldn’t find her passport yesterday while in Cannes, she couldn’t fly back. B.S.

She had apparently sent this email out to her friends army of skanks in order to try to make it for her 8:30am hearing:

I need my friends, and people I work with to PLEASE help me get on a private plane tomorrow by at least 5pm. This is such a horrible thing that’s happened to me and extremely unfortunate. My passports been stolen and the day before my court hearing. I would never ask such a thing, but if there’s anything that I could ever ask of anyone, it would be to help me with this. I must get back on a jet to LA tomorrow. If anyone has planes leaving Nice/Cannes at any time after 11am when I get my passport, please, please, let me know if you can help me. God bless All my love Thank you, Lindsay Lohan

She also violated her probation stipulations, saying that her alcohol education instructor made it “uncomfortable” for her to go to class because he had started texting her to see if she wanted to hang out with him, outside of class.

This is what her douchie pop had to say about the whole ordeal:

“Lindsay doesn’t need to go through the jail process. She thinks that three days in jail is better than 60 days in rehab and she’s sadly mistaken. Lindsay doesn’t realize how horrible it is to be in jail for one, two, three days or longer. It’s something that would stick with her for the rest of her life and she doesn’t need any more torment.”

When is this trainwreck gonna get her act (and acting career) together. She’s way beyond plastic self sabotage. She needs to suck the poison out of her life like she does at the end of Mean Girls – except she’s a hell of a lot more poisoned in real life. She’s like Jenny Humphrey from Gossip Girl.