“It’s pronounced Katie.” “Yeah, i’m gonna call you Cady.” – Mean Girls

I’m not even joking, Lindsay has officially declared that she is only going by “Lindsay” now and ditching her last name, Lohan.

Lindsay is dropping the Lohan and just going by Lindsay,” Dina told Rob Shuter of Pop Eater, exclusively. “Plus, me and [younger daughter] Ali will be officially changing our last names back to my maiden name, Sullivan.

A friend of theirs also added, “So many of the greatest people in showbiz are known by just their first name. Look at Oprah and Beyonce. Now you can add Lindsay to that list. And it’s a way for them all to start over. No one in the family want anything to do with Lindsay’s father [Michael Lohan] anymore and that includes sharing a last name.” As for Lindsay’s dad, Michael…he’s in denial about the whole thing. He responded to the story by saying, “I don’t think it’s true at all. I would never imagine any of my kids changing their name, especially Lindsay.”

She may as well just drop her first name too while she’s at it, as she’ll have to go by her prison number soon if she gets sent to jail for stealing the necklace. Maybe they should be worrying about that instead?

Anyway, if Lindsay does start going by her first name only, she’ll be joining the the following one name wonders: Madonna, Beyonce, Rihanna, Kesha, Cher, Prince, Eminem, Romeo, Cascada, and many more. Do you think she fits in? As of right now, her Twitter still says “Lindsay Lohan” – it’ll be interesting to see if she changes it.

Did I really just write about this? LOL. Who am I kidding, I love the fluffy/drama/gossip pieces.