There was a time when I was addicted to home improvement shows. My drug of choice… TLC’s Trading Spaces hosted by Paige Davis. It was reality crack. I’m sure I wasn’t alone. Remember the looks on homeowners’ faces when they found out that Hildi Santo-Tomas was the designer assigned to their home? Their horrified looks were everything.

Had HGTV’s Kitchen Cousins been around in the day, I’m sure I would’ve been glued to this show instead. Both Anthony Carrino and John Colaneri aren’t too bad to look at. In fact, some publications have likened the show to soft core HGTV porn. I don’t blame them. These Italian cousins are beefy man candy. Plus, who doesn’t love a man who knows how to drill and hammer *wink*.

So what is Kitchen Cousins all about? It follows Carrino and Colaneri who run a New Jersey-based family construction company that focuses on turning mediocre kitchens into masterpieces. The two even managed to snag the goddess Vanessa Williams on the show. Without further ado, check out Anthony and John below. Don’t forget to cast your vote on who’d you rather see underneath your kitchen sink ;)

Anthony Carrino

John Colaneri

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