Katherine Heigl Hates Balls In New Funny Or Die Video

Katherine Heigl has launched her campaign to help save the world… by eliminating testicles. That’s right, in this new Funny or Die video, she explains why she hates them and wants to get rid of them one by one (or two by two). The actress goes as far as to make a list of pros and cons to testicles. Here are a few of the ones she lists: Jiggly, look awful shaved, look awful not shaved, size fluctuates unpredictably, seems like an anatomical mistake, Muppet-like, and so on.

Fortunately for men and unfortunately for Heigl, she isn’t able to neuter men… yet, so instead she has focussed her efforts on ensure that pets get neutered. Sidenote, the hottie in the underwear who’s penis Heigl talks to in the video is actor Derek Theler, whom you may recognize from 90210 and Conan, among other projects.