You best get your holiday Christmas cards out if you want to keep up with the Kardashians. The over the top celebrity family released their glam holiday card for fans to enjoy. Khloe says, “our card this year might be my favorite,” while Kim like it because of “a new addition to the family… little Mason!” Kourtney‘s 1-year-old “wanted to wear a suit since Mason and Scott were wearing suits.” Adorable. How fierce (and old) does Kim look!

For a “Merry Christmas” card, they sure don’t seem very merry. Who would want to spend the holidays with a family as plastic, pouty, and angry looking as they are portraying themselves in their portrait. Forget “Keeping Up,” try “Cheering Up”.