Who knew Justin Bieber was bisexual? At least his sex doll form is. His inflatable likeness is an equal opportunity giver or should I say ‘taker’ when it comes to intimate relations. For those who have a bad case of Bieber Fever, this might be the antidote you’ve been long searching for. He’s ready to rock your world.

Now that the “Somebody To Love” singer is of legal tender (18 as of March 1, 2012), the folks over at Pipedreams Productions have created a boy toy for the low, low price of $26 to keep you company on those nights you strike out at the bar ;) Bieber is just the latest targeted celebrity to join their line of celebrity-inspired sex dolls. Beyonce, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson, Jennfer Lopez and even Miley Cyrus have been manufactured in doll form for the horny masses. The “Party In The U.S.A.” singer’s doll was named Finally Mylie and came with “3 Achey Love Holes“. LOL.

The Canadian singer’s sex doll doppleganger is named, appropriately enough, Just-In Beaver. According to the product info, you can have your very own “Beaver Bash” with “his lil’ dicky in something sticky!” LOL. Who comes up with this brilliant piece of verbage?

Just-In Beaver Official Description

Meet Just-In Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who’s waited 18 long years to stick his lil’ dicky in something sticky! When he’s not busy beating up paparazzi or beating off, he’s up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail! But the Beave-ster doesn’t have this effect just on women, he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off! So what are you waiting for, inflate this lil’ pricks’s ego even more and have your very own Beaver bash! Now with two love holes and a cock.

**Warning: If you’ve experienced moist panties or erections lasting more than 4 hours, you may be suffering from a severe case of Beaver Fever!

This is so wrong on so many levels. The worst part of it all, the Justin Bieber lookalike hired as the face (and body) of the sex doll is kinda hot with his sexy side smirk. Way sexier than the actual Biebs himself. Talk about false advertising. Check out Just-In Beaver below.

Justin Bieber Sex Doll – Just-In Beaver

Finally Mylie – Mylie Cyrus Sex Doll

Just in case you wondered what Miley Cyrus’ sex doll packaging looks like, here it is. Just like the Biebs, “she’ll speak into YOUR Mic.”

What do you think of the Just-In Beaver? The model is pretty hot, right? Have someone on your Christmas list this would be perfect for? I highly suggest you don’t hesitate. I’m sure some legal action will take place to remove it off the market and your opportunity to make your buddy’s dreams ‘cum’ true will have passed.

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