Filed under: Celeb Gossip & News, Music
Author: Donovan
Date: May 22, 2012
Yes, Justin Bieber is 18-years-old. Yes, I understand he wants to shed that boy next door teenybopper image of his. BUT, hell NO, I never want to know what he calls his penis, nor the size of it. The Canadian pop star pushed the TMI envelope during an interview with UK’s The Sunday Times. Obviously, Justin is using the strategy of drumming up controversy to build buzz for his upcoming new album, “Believe“. It’s a tactic that’s worked time and time again.
Before I reveal his peen’s name, let’s quickly cover other topics discussed in his interview. Unlike previous teen popstars and claiming he still has his V card, Justin simply replies, “next question,” when asked about his sexual activity. I guess it’s pretty safe to assume, his no comment-like response is confirmation Selena Gomez and him are “loving each other like a love song” in the biblical sense. Definitely not an image I wanted ingrained in my head.
If that wasn’t enough of an ick factor, just imagine Selena telling Bieber that she wants a little taste of Jerry. Yup, that’s right. The “Boyfriend” singer reveals that his penis’ name is Jerry and that it was his fans who came up with the name. Why Jerry? He gives the following explanation:
“Um, Jerry was actually the largest man,” he smirked, attempting a joke about Jerry Sokoloski, a 7’5? 450 pound basketball player known as the “tallest man in Canada.”
Ummm, is he inferring the size of his manhood with that previous comment? I guess we’ll have to call Selena to the witness stand to confirm or dispel that remark. Even though he’s of legal age, the idea of Justin in a sexual way is completely wrong. Now if it was the One Direction boys, that’s a different story. They’re also legal but way cuter.
Also in the revealing interview, the Biebs talks hair. He reveals the only facial hair he can grow is a slight mustache. That said, apparently his eyebrows are out of control. His manager spilled that Justin hates it when they pluck them. Other Bieber personal details include: His hands and feet sweat a lot. He’s always been afraid of the dark and still sleeps with the light on sometimes. He’s got four tattoos.
What do you think of all of Justin’s revelations? TMI or are you glad you know more about his personal life? Sound off below.
Homegirl No5
May 22nd, 2012 at 8:00 pm
His penis is named Jerry? His hands and feet sweat a lot? My erection for Justin is over. Next.
Menno
May 23rd, 2012 at 2:53 am
*yaaaaaawn* Justin? Who?
Jay
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:58 am
“Jerry?” Lol, funny cuz Selena calls her pussy “Tom” and the sizes of both their organs directly coincide with the relative sizes of the cartoon characters they’ve been named after.
Brian
May 23rd, 2012 at 10:50 am
I knew I’d be sorry if I read this…..Sometimes I just HATE being right!!!!!
Brian
May 23rd, 2012 at 10:51 am
P.S. EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mark ward
October 16th, 2012 at 1:03 pm
HOW BIG IS JUSTIN DICK
dewry
March 17th, 2013 at 8:56 pm
sooooooo his dick is 7’5 WOW :D :P 8=======D
Martin
March 17th, 2013 at 10:37 pm
when did Justin and Selena get back together…. i hope not !!
mitchell
March 20th, 2013 at 6:39 pm
I can’t think abouth what people’s going mad with someone else private life is just to tell them to get the fck of the hell and leave thatgreat singer in what he is it doesn’t matter what size of penis jb hve’s he got a good and normale length abouth 7’5 inch and that is a normale penis lenght size as be thaken in a observation bij many boys by thaken the lenght of lots of boys and that over the whole world they have make out that 7’5 inch penis is a normale and good size to get sex and fucked so what I want to saysay to justin bieber is don’t worry abouth the outdoor you have a good size to get sex