Jonny McGovern’s “Sexy Nerd” Music Video

Take your clothes off, but leave your glasses on!Jonny McGovern (AKA “The Gay Pimp) is back with another catchy song called “Sexy Nerd” accompanied by a hot & hilarious music video. Most well known for “Soccer Practice,” this song definitely falls more in line with that hit that the recent stuff. The lyrics in the song are brilliant and I actually belted out laughing quite a few times.

In the song, McGovern talks about how he’s all about sexy nerds and what he wants to do with them, but it’s the lyrics about what he doesn’t want that I loved most. Early on in the video, you see Hunter Hollywood (of Jessica & Hunter) as a club queen, which he doesn’t want. He also sings, “I don’t need Grindr, I need a Nerd-Finder.” LOL. That’s one of my favorite lines. Without giving too much more away, watch the video below while I go make my boyfriend put some glasses on. *WINK*

  • Eric

    Anyone have complete lyrics? This is all I could figure out…

    Sexy Nerd

    Take your clothes off, but leave your glasses on
    Take your clothes off, but leave your glasses on
    I don’t need no ? queen
    Hopped up on the party scene
    That’s something you ought to know
    oh oh

    I don’t need no Broadway diva
    Singin’ me shit from Evita
    I don’t even like the show
    oh oh

    I need a man
    to talk dirty to me in HTML code
    I need a man
    to sit on my laptop and open my download
    I don’t need Grindr
    I need a nerd finder

    You think you know ’bout me
    Well forget what you heard
    I want a sexy nerd
    Them other boys on my list
    but you know they ain’t first
    I want a sexy nerd

    I want a sexy nerd
    Damn ? sexy nerd
    Listen

    I don’t need no tweeky twink
    making meth under his sink
    don’t you think it’s time for bed?
    oh oh

    I don’t need no leather man
    Bondage ain’t up in my plans
    I don’t need no muscle jock
    in the gym around the clock

    I never had a pocket protector
    get me erector
    I want it bad
    I’ll read you some fractions
    to get me some action

    I don’t need Grindr
    I need a nerd finder

    You think you know ’bout me
    Well forget what you heard
    I want a sexy nerd
    Them other boys on my list
    but you know they ain’t first
    I want a sexy nerd

    I be sexy strippin’
    while he be job desciptin’
    We can read science fiction
    while we make science friction

    Cruisin’ the li-bary and the chemistry lab
    ?? askin’ something that I got to have
    ??
    And I will get fly with Bill Nye the Science Guy

    I’ll be working ??
    While you be playing World of Warcraft
    We can get our freak on
    in the bathroom at Comic Con

    I need a man
    to talk dirty to me in HTML code
    I need a man
    to sit on my laptop and open my download

    You think you know ’bout me
    Well forget what you heard
    I want a sexy nerd
    Them other boys on my list
    but you know they ain’t first
    I want a sexy nerd

    I’ll plug in my USB
    Then you can tell me
    watch you come alive
    while I rub off on your hard drive
    My tongue be waggin
    while you play Dungeons and Dragons
    I’ll be cruisin the Radio Shack
    Just to look at nerds
    Damn. I’ll be all up in there getting a feel off of these nerds
    they look so sexy and I’m gonna rub up against ’em
    They’re gonna whisper in my ear
    they’re gonna fix my computer and stuff

  • Kodiak

    This is what I have, missing what he’s crusin’ for in the li-berry.

    Sexy Nerd

    Take your clothes off, but leave your glasses on
    Take your clothes off, but leave your glasses on
    I don’t need no club queen
    Hopped up on the party scene
    That’s something you ought to know
    oh oh
    I don’t need no Broadway diva
    Singin’ me shit from Evita
    I don’t even like the show
    oh oh

    I need a man
    to talk dirty to me in HTML code
    I need a man
    to sit on my laptop and open my download
    I don’t need Grindr
    I need a nerd finder

    You think you know ’bout me
    Well forget what you heard
    I want a sexy nerd
    Them other boys on my list
    but you know they ain’t first
    I want a sexy nerd

    Oo, I want a sexy nerd
    Damn I wanna sexy nerd
    Listen

    I don’t need no tweeky twink
    making meth under his sink
    don’t you think it’s time for bed?
    oh oh
    I don’t need no leather man
    Bondage ain’t up in my plans
    I don’t need no muscle jock
    in the gym around the clock

    I never had a pocket protector
    get me erector
    I want it bad
    I’ll read you some fractions
    to get me some action
    I don’t need Grindr
    I need a nerd finder

    You think you know ’bout me
    Well forget what you heard
    I want a sexy nerd
    Them other boys on my list
    but you know they ain’t first
    I want a sexy nerd

    I be sexy strippin’
    while he be Java Sciptin’
    We can read science fiction
    while we make science friction
    Cruisin’ the li-berry and the chemistry lab
    ? is something that I gots to have
    Sexy ass nerd walkin, oh my
    Lookin fine with his pants too high
    And I will get fly with Bill Nye the Science Guy
    I’ll be working your shaft
    While you be playing World of Warcraft
    We can get our freak on
    in the bathroom at Comic Con

    I need a man
    to talk dirty to me in HTML code
    I need a man
    to sit on my laptop and open my download
    You think you know ’bout me
    Well forget what you heard
    I want a sexy nerd
    Them other boys on my list
    but you know they ain’t first
    I want a sexy nerd

    I’ll plug in my USB
    Then you can do me
    watch you come alive
    while I rub off on your hard drive
    My tongue be waggin
    while you play Dungeons and Dragons
    I’ll be cruisin the Radio Shack
    Just to look at nerd ass
    Damn. I’ll be all up in there getting a fever off of these nerds
    they look so sexy and I’m gonna rub up against ‘em
    They’re gonna whisper in my ear
    they’re gonna fix my computer and stuff

  • Eric

    Thanks Kodiak for the additional lyrics and corrections — just a few missing now!

  • Katherine

    the bit missing sounds like “That skinny ass is something that I gots to have”

  • Eric

    Thanks, Katherine, that is what it sounds like to me too (now that I listen).