Jon Hamm & Amanda Bynes’ Body Parts Make The News

Jon Hamm and Amanda Bynes probably have very little, if anything, in common. But by some strange unlikely coincidence, both these celebrities’ body parts made the news this week. For that reason, I thought I’d bundle them up together for this post.

First lets get to Amanda Bynes. The former child star’s slow descent to Lindsay Lohan-ville took another sad turn with a very graphic tweet. The 26-year-old actress declared she wanted Drake to “murder her vagina.” WOW. Someone wants a good pounding by the Canadian rapper. This horny declaration is the latest chapter in Bynes’ downward spiral which includes multiple DUIs and a trashy new hooker makeover complete with pierced cheeks. I wonder what she’ll do next. Now onto bigger (literally) and better things.

Jon Hamm’s “ham” is apparently so big, it’s causing problems on the set of his AMC show. The 42-year-old actor is well known to go commando. With Mad Men entering the 1960s on the upcoming season, producers are worried with the tighter pant silhouettes, Hamm’s ample goods could be distracting. Reportedly, they have politely asked him to put on underwear.

After penis-gate spread like wildfire on the internet, Jon addressed the issue (sorta) a few days later. Yahoo asked Hamm if he’d heard the rumors and it they were true. He simply responded, “Yes, but I don’t need to talk about that.” It’s okay Jon. We can clearly see it with our very own eyes. Check out a couple of pictures below with him sporting some very visible penis lines.

  • jr89

    I don’t have any problems with it! 😀