Well, this is a bit embarrassing but I felt that as a blogger/editorialist for homorazzi.com, my life has opened up to a bit of public scrutiny, so why not come clean with my new celeb relationship. Joe Manganiello is my new boyfriend.

I first saw my new bf when he appeared on “One Tree Hill” as the alcoholic bartender (oh the layered writing that goes on there… ok, fine, I do watch the show) and then later on when he came back into my life as the party animal friend on “How I Met Your Mother”.

It was then I knew I had to approach him.

Realizing that we had SO much in common: he was born in Pennsylvania, I was also born; he was a letterman in football, I came 8th at a bilingual national debating tournament… basically, I just knew it’s meant to be. Now, to be fair, this isn’t your CONVENTIONAL relationship… He has no idea who I am; I didn’t know his name until 8 minutes ago; and, I suppose there’s a SLIGHT chance he’s not gay (come on though, 30 and looks like that and NOT married…? SOMEbody’s saving themselves for a swimmer’s build virgin ;). By the way, we’re registered at William Sonoma- he’s Italian so I’m sure he’s quite the cook. See you at the commitment ceremony!

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