WTF? Jesse James and Kat Von D Announce Engagement

Poor Sandra can’t catch a break! Not too long ago, Patrick showed us a picture of the sleezy Bombshell McGee licking a picture of Sandra Bullock while waiting to get her LASIK eye surgery. Now, another story has broke that is sure to make Sandra glad she left Jesse last year. After only a confirmed six months of dating, People magazine is reporting that tattoo artist Kat Von D and Cheater McCheaterson Jesse James are engaged.

Are you serious? I’m going on the record as saying Jesse really screwed up on this one. I have no problem with Kat Von D what-so-ever but you went from Sandra to Kat? Really? The rumors have been fueled by Kat wearing a diamond stunner on her ring finger at the Art of Elysium charity gala on Monday. On the weekend, Jesse tweeted his love for Kat. Check it out:

Baby? You make it so easy to do everything I can to show you how Amazing you are. I see it as clear as a bell. My other half.

This isn’t the first time Jesse has gushed over his new wife to be. He said, “I have never met anyone so kind and loving and committed to making the world a better place every day. My love for her is beyond description. So honored that she said Yes. Growing old with her is going to be a f****n’ blast!”

Kat Von D isn’t silent on the matter. When recently asked about Jesse, simply put she said, “he’s the one”. Interesting. This will be Kat’s second marriage. Her first ended in 2007 with Oliver Peck. This will be Jesse’s fourth time to the altar. As for where the couple will live post marriage they’ve decided that relocation isn’t on top of the priority list. They say having two places to live will be great for the time being.

So what about Jesse’s insane cheating history? Kat is the most understanding saying “I’ve made mistakes too”. She’s not worried about his commitment to her. She mentioned people have a hard time letting that go but for her, she’s just impressed with how Jesse handled the entire situation. Really Kat? I wish this couple luck and hope they ride a motorcycle off into the sunset together.

  • Brent

    BITCH! All I gots to say.