Last week, Patrick and I were treated to an advanced screening of Horrible Bosses and while I watched, I thought to myself, this trio of boys would be great for a good ol’ fashioned MBF. Don’t know how to play? Let me explain. I give you three men, in this case, the leading men of Horrible Bosses, and you choose which one you’d like to marry, which one you’d like to bitch slap and which one you’d like to do the dirty dirty with if you catch my drift.

Your choices are as follows: Jason Bateman, the child star actor who made a triumphant comeback in the comedy genre. Although he may seem to play the same character in every single movie, you can’t help but love his boyish charm. We have Charlie Day, a fairly new face to the comedy ring but a hilarious, quirky character none-the-less. And finally, we have the always hilarious and entertaining Jason Sudeikis from SNL who’s been making quite the name for himself in films such as this and Hall Pass.

With all three men looking so darn good, it’s hard to decide which one should be placed where. Fortunately, I’ve provided some photos and brief descriptions of them below to help make up your mind. You’re welcome!

JASON BATEMAN

Many of you may remember Jason from sitcoms in the late 80′s and early 90′s. Or if you’re too young, you’ll know Jason from his huge comeback in Arrested Development. Bateman is married to Amanda Anka who is the daughter of singer Paul Anka. They have one child together, Nora, who was born in the fall of 2006. In my opinion, Jason is a premium DILF.

CHARLIE DAY

You may have seen Charlie in the sleeper hit It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. This short funny man has also made appearances on Third Watch, Reno 911 and Law & Order. When he’s not working, he’s a big time music enthusiast. Makes sense with his dad being a singer and his mom a piano teacher. Some of Charlie’s music has been featured on … Philadelphia.

JASON SUDEIKIS

Jason Sudeikis has been one of the funnier men on SNL for a while now but has more recently started to establish himself on his own. Making multiple film appearances and now starring in comedies like Hall Pass, Jason is really starting to separate himself from the NYC comedy sketch show. Jason is divorced and dated January Jones for a while. That’s hot.

MY DECISION

I would marry Jason Bateman because he’s got that family-man thing about him and he’s pretty damn sexy.
I would f-cuk Jason Sudeikis because I feel like even though he doesn’t have the greatest body out of the three, he’d give me the best time in bed.
I would bitch slap Charlie Day because well, I don’t really have a reason but someone’s got to be bitch slapped.

Now it’s your turn. Who would you marry, f-ck and bitch slap? Sound off in the comments below!