Yesterday, I informed you that Britney would be on The Late Show with David Letterman last night for the first time since 2006, and she was. She did her Top Ten List in a Bikini, since that’s all she’s been photographed in for the past couple weeks. Her List: Top 10 Ways the Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President…

• 10. “I’d Be the first president to wear eyeshadow since Nixon.”
• 9. ” We Would only invade fun places like Cabo.”
• 8. “Free Pie for everybody.”
• 7. “My Situation Room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Vegas.”
• 6. “I’d lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance Circus Fantasy.”
• 5. “Every Presidential news conference would feature costume changes.”
• 4. “America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.”
• 3. “Challenge US to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.”
• 2. “Three words: Vice President Diddy.”
• 1. “Finally the media would pay some attention to me.”

My Top 5 Puns For Britney as President
Campain Slogan: “Stronger than Yesterday” or “Gimme, Gimme More Votes”
On Being Overbudget: “Oops, I did it again…”
On Invading a Country: “That’s my Prerogative.”
On Getting Her Picture on the Dollar Bill: “You Wanted a Piece of Me”
On her age as President: “I know I may be young, but I’ve got feelings too…”

I know. I’m a nerd.

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