Yesterday, I informed you that Britney would be on The Late Show with David Letterman last night for the first time since 2006, and she was. She did her Top Ten List in a Bikini, since that’s all she’s been photographed in for the past couple weeks. Her List: Top 10 Ways the Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President…
My Top 5 Puns For Britney as President
Campain Slogan: “Stronger than Yesterday” or “Gimme, Gimme More Votes”
On Being Overbudget: “Oops, I did it again…”
On Invading a Country: “That’s my Prerogative.”
On Getting Her Picture on the Dollar Bill: “You Wanted a Piece of Me”
On her age as President: “I know I may be young, but I’ve got feelings too…”
I know. I’m a nerd.