Filed under: Donovan, Sports & Health, Totally GAY!
Author: Donovan
Date: Jul 30, 2012
Now that the men’s team competition is over, I thought it was the perfect time to objectify the London 2012 Olympic male gymnasts. Like many of you, I’ve been glued to my television the past few days marveling at their death-defying tricks and display of tremendous strength. That said, I did find it hard to stay focused on their routines sometimes given how hot a few of them are. My mind tended to wander off to la la land. And by la la land, you know what I mean.
Even though the first set of medals have been handed out at the North Greenwich Arena, there is still plenty of men’s gymnastics left on the program. You have the individual all-around plus all the apparatus events to contest. If you haven’t seen some of my ranked studs as of yet, you’ll definitely be seeing them in the coming days. Without further ado, let the hottie Olympics begin.

Country: Great Britain
Age: 21
Who doesn’t love a little strawberry shortcake every now and then?

Country: Russia
Age: 20
I’d like to go inside his “Kremlin” ;)

Country: Austria
Age: 24
This Austrian’s abs are alive with the “Sound of Music”.

Country: United States of America
Age: 19
Flexible, beefy and a little Ronnie’ish from Jersey Shore. A winning combination.

Country: Canada
Age: 27
O, Canada… true north strong and free indeed. Love his rosy cheeks.

Country: Germany
Age: 24
Who knew sauerkraut and pho would make such a delicious beefy dish?

Country: Netherlands
Age: 26
They call him the “flying Dutchman”. I’d like a first class ticket on his airline.

Country: Great Britain
Age: 23
Imagine getting a front row seat at that gymnastics show in the right pic? Floppy penis and balls all over the place.
More Louis Smith pictures in our Sports Stud feature, click here.

Country: Puerto Rico
Age: 26
This rings specialist is muy caliente in my book.

Country: Germany
Age: 24
I’ve been crushin’ on this adorable German stud for years now. He’s only getting better with age.
More Fabian Hambuchen pictures in our Sports Stud feature, click here.

Country: Israel
Age: 25
Mazel, you sexy beast.

Country: United States of America
Age: 20
Gotta love a boy willing to show off his hard off at the gym on his iPhone and to ESPN readers.
More Danell Leyva pictures in our Sports Stud feature, click here.

Country: France
Age: 27
I’d like to tasty this Frenchman’s baguette ;)

Country: Germany
Age: 25
There’s nothing boy’ish about Philipp. He’s all man. Too bad he choked during the qualification round. Love how his hair never gets mussed despite all the acrobatics.
More Philipp Boy pictures in our Sports Stud feature, click here.

Country: United States of America
Age: 20
DUH!!! Like there was ever any doubt that Jacob (Jake) Dalton wouldn’t top my list. This guy is sex on a stick. An absolute perfect “10″ in my books. I especially love that mole on his neck. It’s so early 2000s Josh Hartnett.
More Jake Dalton pictures in our Sports Stud feature, click here.




What do you of think of my rankings? Did I rank someone too high or too low? Did I snub one of your favorites? Sound off below.
jason
July 30th, 2012 at 5:40 pm
Looking forward to u doing olympic swimmers next! Chad le Clos is one of the hottest men Ive ever seen
Drew
July 30th, 2012 at 6:53 pm
Wha? No Johnathan Horton?
Ken
July 30th, 2012 at 7:46 pm
Not one Asian – Really?!? You bad!!
Eddie Ortega
July 30th, 2012 at 8:04 pm
Why don’t you check Daniel Corral from Mexico!!
Jed
July 30th, 2012 at 8:16 pm
Umm, John orozco? And what about the sexy sexy daddy, Jordan Jovtvhev?
Regen
July 30th, 2012 at 10:02 pm
My wish is to have a boyfriend like any of those LOL! Anyway, I think Danell Leyva & Jake Dalton are the hottests!
arc
July 30th, 2012 at 10:58 pm
why no tom daley?
Cristopher
July 31st, 2012 at 1:30 am
No Tomas Gonzalez from Chile? What a shame! :/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EARQhM9BqY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVfqEmZUsFU
urrka
July 31st, 2012 at 1:33 am
Ugggh, sry, but this is REALLY whitewashed…like blatantly. I understand to each their own, but come on.. This is partly why I can’t look at Homorazzi any more…. just..ugh
Alejandro
July 31st, 2012 at 1:37 am
Daniel Purvis ALL THE WAY
Kevin
July 31st, 2012 at 1:49 am
Do divers next! Olympic divers are fucking sexy.
Hans Versluys
July 31st, 2012 at 1:52 am
You missed out the Borlee twins from Belgium: http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Jonathan+Borlee/13th+IAAF+World+Athletics+Championships+Daegu/wFkTuIF1lJn
Perla
July 31st, 2012 at 3:50 am
You missed Ryohei Kato!! I love him!
Also, I didn’t like all of this…
Steve-O
July 31st, 2012 at 5:02 am
Nguyen is half asian! Besides all the Japanese and Chinese gymnast have some seriously bad cases of facial acne….too many steroids!
dd
July 31st, 2012 at 8:01 am
no Thomas daley?
Sebastián
July 31st, 2012 at 10:58 am
Tomás González deserved a spot… Check him out!!
Daniel
July 31st, 2012 at 3:00 pm
Tomás Gonzáles from Chile should have been in this list!
kyle
July 31st, 2012 at 5:39 pm
google this “hamilton sabot”
ScottyP.
July 31st, 2012 at 8:37 pm
Is there an Olympic rule that no competitors can have any body hair?
Dm lewis
August 1st, 2012 at 1:16 am
I think Danell Levaya needs to be moved up as his has sextpics out there, that are sooooooo good.
Brendan
August 1st, 2012 at 1:58 am
Danell Leyva, please! :D
Chase
August 1st, 2012 at 5:14 am
Is Donovan a potato queen? The answer is quite obvious from his list. There are many hot guys, Asian or else, not a single (except the German-Vietnamese mixed Marcel) non-white guy is on the list. SHAME!
Odidi
August 1st, 2012 at 7:06 am
What bollocks are you writing Chase? Louis Smith of Great Britain is very much a Black Man. Also if you haven’t seen Gymnastics at the Olympics, its like trying to find a White Guy in a 100metre sprint line up. Please get a clue and put YOUR SHAMEFUL race issues aside. THIS SITE IS ABOUT FUN
lukasrossi
August 1st, 2012 at 7:51 am
you fuckin racists. not a single Asian entry.
Fredo
August 1st, 2012 at 1:07 pm
Uh, John Orozco. And I don’t think Jake Dalton (pretty eyes and all) is hotter than Louis Smith or Danell Leyva.
eric
August 1st, 2012 at 2:01 pm
obviously written and ranked by an American. yawn.
Xander
August 1st, 2012 at 8:31 pm
Tom Daley BY FAR is the hottest….well, I think him and Jake Dalton are top 2 for sure, but there’s a charm about Tom Daley that Dalton doesn’t have.
Tyrell
August 1st, 2012 at 9:46 pm
For those of you who continue to throw some divers and other Olympians names in here may I remind you this is a hottest male GYMNAST list. LOL A divers list is coming soon – stay tuned.
andrew
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:56 pm
There is no doubt about it, Jake Dalton is one of the finest looking men on the planet.
Craig
August 7th, 2012 at 6:17 am
Arthur Zanetti from Brazil is gold on the rings :)
amber
August 7th, 2012 at 11:12 am
what about johnathan horton
Shaun
August 7th, 2012 at 5:59 pm
I was sure Thomas Pichler of Australia was going to be your No 1! And should have been :)
ManuConce
August 8th, 2012 at 12:36 am
You definitely missed Tomás González from Chile. Fourth at both Men’s Floor Exercise and Vault.
Check it out:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/things-to-love-about-tomas-gonzalez
gggg
August 11th, 2012 at 3:48 pm
haha, not a single asian guy (marcel nguyen doesn’t count). open your mind a little man.
Jane
August 12th, 2012 at 12:54 am
I think Tommy Ramos, from uerto Rico, is so HOTTTTTTTTTTTTT. I love him!!!
RAGG
January 9th, 2013 at 6:03 pm
You should do one for the hot rhythmic gymnastics girls!!!!!!! They are all so beautiful :))):$