Most of us are in Whistler this weekend and truth be told, I’m a little hungover today. Last night was pretty epic and considering the copious amounts of alcohol we all consumed, writing a post about “Geordie Shore” seems very appropriate. For those who aren’t familiar with the show, it’s a UK version of “Jersey Shore” but with way hotter guys. Seriously, all four of them are totes doable.

Seeing that it’s been a while since we played Marry, F*ck, Bitch Slap, I thought pitting Gary, James, Jay and Ricci against each other would be a fun thing to do this lazy Saturday. Normally, I only give three guys for this game, but I couldn’t pick which three to feature. So this around, you get a buffer and can toss one to the side. Check out the guys below and see who’d I’d MFB.

James Tindale

“The hardest graft I’ve ever done is doing my hair.”

Gary “Gaz” Beadle

“I should have a degree in pulling women.”

Ricci Guarnaccio

Jay Gardner

“My biggest fear is getting wrinkles.”

Conclusion

Marry: Ricci Guarnaccio. Bravo to the casting crew for hooking this hot piece of ass to the crew. He’s so dang adorable and tiny. The things I would do to him on a daily basis. X-Rated indeed.

F-ck: Gaz Beadle. Supposedly he has the biggest peen. From the amount he hooks up, I’m sure he’s a good lay.

Bitch Slap: Jay Garnder. Those manicured eyebrows alone are enough reason to bitch slap Jay.

I’ve made my picks, now it’s your turn to chose. Tell me who you’d Marry, F-ck, and Bitch Slap below.

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