It’s been three years since Tyrell ranked the Dancing With The Stars‘ male professional dancers. Since several new pro hotties have joined the ABC dancing competition since, I thought it was time to reevaluate his rankings. Also, everyone has their own personal tastes and I wanted to share mine. If you’ve been reading the site for awhile now, I’m pretty sure you have an idea who top ballroom dog is in my book. Check out the studs below and be sure to sound off on my choices.
After years relegated to just the dance troupe, Sasha finally got a promotion to dance with the big boys. Who doesn’t love a little guy? He’s so dang adorable being as tiny as he is. You can put him in your pocket and pull him out whenever you’re in the mood for a cha-cha or the horizontal mambo, if you catch my drift.
Tyrell ranked him in the runner-up slot. Personally, I’m not as huge of a fan. I will say though, he does have a nice set of abs and kinda of a geeky look which sometimes works.
While extremely talented, he didn’t have a big enough personality to stand out when compared to the other pros. Sadly, the first-ever professional winner hasn’t been seen in several years. He definitely had that quiet confident sexy thing going on.
With age comes experience, and I’m sure this veteran has a lot to teach on and off the floor. Admittedly, I wasn’t a fan of Tony early on, but as the years have gone by, I find myself more and more attracted to him.
Derek was a winner in Tyrell’s book, but in mine he’s in the bottom half (just where I want him). I think the thing for me against him is that he looks too much like Julianne Hough. If I want to sleep with her, I might as well just sleep with her and not someone who looks like her but with a penis.
Oh Dmitry, where have you been lately? He has that boy next door look, if you live in Russia that is. His best feature, along with that killer smile, is that heaving chest.
For the longest time, Maks was my main man. That arrogance, that butt, that scruff… it all worked for me. But with the influx of new meat, the Ukranian lands just outside the top three.
He’s only appeared as a pro once as of publish time, but that was enough time for me to become smitten with him. Honestly, I couldn’t get enough of him during his inaugural season. He had this mischievous smile that immediately gave me dirty thoughts. Loved it also when he put his hair up in a samurai ponytail. Great place to pull on, right?
Who doesn’t love this hairy-chested leprechaun? Truthfully, I can’t comprehend half of the things he says, but that’s what I think is appealing. Imagine that accent saying sweet dirty nothings in your early. It’s too much even thinking about it.
Not surprisingly, Maks’ younger brother tops my list. He’s the only one out of this crew to get his own dedicated Man Crush post. I don’t know if it’s bad boy demeanor, whatever attitude, or that sometimes douchey factor that does the trick, but the whole package works. Especially, since it’s wrapped up in that tight hot body of his. WOOF.
Who is your favorite male pro dancer? What do you think of my rankings? Did I miss anyone? Who doesn’t belong on this list? Sound off below.