Homorazzi Staff Christmas Party: Gingerbread Wars

We’re taking the day off today, so we decided to repost some of our favorite Christmas-themed posts from this and previous years.

If you’re an avid reader of the site, you might’ve noticed there was a shortage of articles Sunday. Reason being was, we were all busy having our Christmas staff party. Given everyone’s busy schedules this time of year, it’s almost next to impossible to find a date that works for everyone. Surprisingly, all but three of us were able to make it yesterday. That’s a pretty amazing feat considering our busy lives and Alex, Kevin and Topher not currently living in the same city as the most of us. Check out the pic above. The only people missing from the pic are Nic (his BF’s sis was in town), Stephen (was there earlier but had to leave for another engagement) and Alex (LA) and Kevin (Toronto).

It was great to have so many of us together to laugh, catch up and reminisce about the early days of the site. Not to sound super cheesy, but there’s this amazing energy among all of us when we’re all in the same room. With our recent accomplishments, it was nice to sit back and relax for one night and pat each other on the back.

In between all the laughs and drinks, we decided to have a gingerbread contest. We split up into two different teams determined by names out of the hat. Team 1 (my team) won the right to pick either the house or the train. We opted for the train. Each team was given only 30 minutes to build, decorate, and come up with a theme for their creation. Now, we need your help to decide which team pulled it off better. Cast your votes so we can declare a winner and give one team bragging rights over the other.

THANKS again to all of you for making Homorazzi.com such a success in a short period of time. We have the best readers on the internet for sure.

TEAM 1: Rich, Tyrell, Donovan, Adam, Topher, Redd, Calan

With Adam on our team, it was a no brainer that our theme would revolve around bears. We placed gummy bears all over our train in comprising sexual positions. From threeways to fourgies, these gummy bears were having the time of their lives. You’ve all heard of booze cruises. Those are so yesterday. Now it’s all about the Gummy Bear SEXpress. As you can see, our bears were fully equipped with gin, vodka and other alcohol necessities.

I hope that’s frosting overflowing in the back and not gummy bear spooge.

Notice our pride flag at the back. These are some out and proud gummy bears.

Noticed the gummy bears having a threeway on the hood of the train. You’ve all heard of the chain gang. Let me present you the daisy chain gummy bear gang.

TEAM 2: Dan, Patrick, Brian, Tommy, Jonny, Paul, Dave

(The following paragraphs written by Patrick)
This team’s designs were inspired by Lady Gaga, morphing your typical gingerbread house into the Gingerbread Haus of Gaga. Using slices of meat from the h’ordeurves tray, they created the infamous meat dress for the Gingerbread Gaga, who stood in front of her Haus, surrounded by her little monsters / gummy bears.

Dawning now their gay apparel, Lady Gaga (left) invites Cher (right) over to join in the fun at her Beautiful, Dirty, Rich home. Not to be missed is Gaga’s golden reindeer on her meaty rooftop.

After poking it with her Disco Stick, there’s a toasty fire burning inside in the fireplace, with red hot smoke blowing out the chimney.

“Come, they told me, pa….ra, ra, ah ah ah, mama ma ma mahh, Gaga…oooh la la.” Gaga invites you to choo choo choose her gingerbread house as the winner, and leave the trainwreck as the caboose of this competition.

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