Filed under: Donovan, Music
Author: Donovan
Date: Oct 5, 2011
Is this the second coming of the golden age of boy bands? Are Heart2Heart this generation’s Backstreet Boys, ‘N Sync, or 98 Degrees? God, I hope not. This new American group is apparently modeled after the popular K-Pop movement in South Korea. At first glance, they look like the illegitimate offspring of a threeway session between Justin Bieber, Astro Boy and Sailor Moon.
When I first stumbled upon them, I thought it was a joke. A brilliant one at that. But then, as I researched them, I began to fear they actually might be a legitimate act. The band’s leader and producer, David Lehre, created the band after seeing fan reaction at the reunion of the Backstreet Boys and New Kids on the Block at the 2010 American Music Awards. Lehre even managed to rope in a former boy bander to mentor the group. Apparently, Heart2Heart are the protégés of Lance Bass.
The group’s first single is “Facebook Official” and it’s God awful. It makes Rebecca Black’s “Friday” or anything from the ARK Music Factory Grammy-awarding winning material. The song is so cheesy, I’m thinking it’s a genius publicity stunt by the group to raise awareness. At least I hope so. No one in their right mind would think this is music.
The music video is even worse and clichéd. Anything you can associate with a boy band music video from the late 90s is included in the clip. It even features a dance break with no actual dancing. LOL. Their names even seem like jokes- Chad Future, Pretty Bio Pete, Brayden, Nico, and KX. That being said, the Spice Girls hit it big with monikers of Baby, Scary, Ginger, Posh and Sporty Spice, proving anything is possible. Maybe I’m just too old to appreciate Heart2Heart. Watch them become the next big thing, forcing me to eat crow.
What did you think? Legitimate boy band or genius parody? Post your thoughts below.
Alex
October 5th, 2011 at 2:56 pm
please be a genius parody. this is ridiculous…
tdilport
October 5th, 2011 at 6:06 pm
Ok, does anyone actually believe that any of them are actually interested in girls?
Darren
October 5th, 2011 at 8:00 pm
tdilport said EXACTLY what i was thinking. my gaydar blew a fuse watching that vid. and sadly enough i think they’re a real group. i mean have you heard any of soulja boy’s songs? it’s just another sign that music in my generation is dying…painfully
Calan
October 5th, 2011 at 8:07 pm
Oh Marry, I couldn’t even finish it…. I could get down with boy bands if they came back. I dig the cheesy poptastic stuff but it needs to be legit vocals and also good writing, not just crap put to music.
jay
October 5th, 2011 at 8:09 pm
Tdilport said it, they like penis
Votta
October 6th, 2011 at 12:08 am
The second I saw Dave Lehre, I knew this wasn’t serious. He’s been making “movies” since the myspace days, and everything he does is for comedy. He likes social-media and pop culture topical humor, and this is definitely up his alley. Although this is a bit… vapid, his camera and production techniques are on point! Totally get the K-Pop feel from the vocals down to the lighting and camera work.
Vickie
October 10th, 2011 at 10:37 pm
This has GOT to be a parody because KPOP isn’t this bad .
marie
October 16th, 2011 at 11:12 pm
it’s brilliant. and Votta is on point that it’s for humour. david lehre has come a lonnng way since “Moliere”
Pamella
September 4th, 2012 at 2:22 pm
omg… KPOP is the best.. okay??.. you don’t have to talk before you listen to KPOP.. that they r Koreans doesn’t mean they are bad or ugly!!! They are amazing boys with cool vision and beautiful voices.. and much talent!