Forget flowers. I like the way Ellen DeGeneres congratulates people. The talk show host must have male strippers on her speed dial. No matter the occasion, DeGeneres likes to call on her army of shirtless guys to complete whatever task. She’s my kind of gal. Gwyneth Paltrow, you’re one lucky beyotch. The 40-year-old actress received a crown, sash and a couple bump and grinds from three Chippendale-looking mofos. All because People labeled her the Most Beautiful Woman in the world. Here’s how she found out about the honor.

“My publicist of like 22 years, Stephen Huvane, sent me an email. And honestly I was like this is a joke. I reread it three times. I was like oh, he sent this to the wrong client. Like there’s no way,” Gwyneth said. “My name wasn’t on it….I was like oh this is not for me and it was actually psychologically interesting because for a minute I really thought that someone was playing a joke on me. I talked about it with my shrink.”

Paltrow also discussed the controversial dress she wore at the Iron Man 3 premiere. The outfit, made partly of sheer, exposed enough of the actress to warrant her people to scramble for a razor just moments before walking the red carpet. TMI. Check out both videos below.

Ellen Congratulates Gwyneth Paltrow with Strippers

?Gwyneth Paltrow on Her Sheer Dress