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We as gay men go through life being asked this question “Are there ANY girls you find attractive? That you’d sleep with?” Well…YES! I have compiled MY LIST of 12 GHEEEEORGEOUS women who I would totally go straight for. Now this list is not to be confused with girls that I am obsessed with because I’m a gay like Britney Spears, Khloe Kardashian, Mariah Carey…I would rather be their GAY rather, than their STRAIGHT…does that make sense?

My list consists of people from ages 17 to 74. So keep an open mind, this is going to be a fun one!

annehathaway#12 Anne Hathaway
Anne first came to the front lines in the Princess Diaries movies from Disney. But it wasn’t until she went a little hardcore that I started to think she was absolutely STUNNING! Brokeback Mountain, Rachel getting married, and the new still of her from Alice in Wonderland, are you sure? Her as the white queen is my wet dream.
sophia-loren#11 Sophia Loren
Sure this woman is old enough to be my grandmother. At 74, Sophia Loren is probably the hottest old lady on the planet. Have you seen her performance in Grumpier Old Men? OMG she has better boobs than most people in their 20′s. Sophia Loren is timeless, and like a fine wine she gets better with age.

evan-rachel-wood#10 Evan Rachel Wood
This little lady has been in the tabs for such a long time because she was the homewrecker who tore apart Marilyn Manson and Dita Von Teese, and I like most people couldn’t stand her, thought she was gross, no talent. Cut to August 30th when she appeared as Queen Sophie in True Blood…I DIED! She is SO sexy, she is PERFECT for that role. She’s just so little and so fierce I love her.
kimkardashian#9 Kim Kardashian
This one might get me into trouble but hear me out. Sure she’s kind of a big whore, and she’s not really as fun as her sister Khloe (I would be her gay any day of the week I’m obsessed with Khloe) but Kim has sort of been killing it lately. I love her hair, her ass is amazing, and even though she looks hideous with no makeup…with makeup she’s still one of the hottest bitches out there.
lindaevangelista#8 Linda Evangelista.
She doesn’t get out of bed for less than 10k a day. She’s THAT attractive. Enough said.
fergie#7 Fergie
No I am not blind. No I’m not interested in women who look like trannies. I don’t know what is it about Fergie-Ferg but I have loved her since she joined the BEP. I even remember her from Wild Orchid (If you can guess what song they had a hit with I’ll buy you a drink next time I see you), there’s something about this chick that makes me think we would have an amazing romp in the sac.
rihanna#6 Rihanna
When Rihanna’s video for SOS came out, myself and pretty much every single male on the planet GAY or STRAIGHT came to the conclusion that she is probably the best looking woman on this planet. Then she cut off her hair, and got hotter, then she started to just get all high heels and ferocity…ugh I need a cold shower.
christy-turlington#5 Christy Turlington
She was one of the ORIGINAL super models, when super models were huge in the late 80′s and 90′s. A Calvin Klein girl from 1987 – 2007, and pretty much has modeled for every major fashion label. Even at the age of 40, she is still stunningly beautiful. She’s been called the “Face of the 20th Century” because her face was put on a whole schwackload of mannequins at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. I have always loved this model, she is the epitome of a Supermodel for me.
meganfox#4 Megan Fox
Yes she’s on everyone’s hot list right now, usually at the top. This bat shit crazy actress came onto the scene after her big breakout in Transformers as the hot chick who knew how to hot wire a car. She has more sex appeal in her pinky finger than most people do in their entire lifetime, and rumor has it she is going to be the new Catwoman. Funny…Catwoman. What is it with me and Catwoman?
katewinslet#3 Kate Winslet
This years big winner or every major award. Kate Winslet is arguably the best actress of her generation, and one of the most stunningly beautiful. The thing I like most about Kate is that she has the regular boobs, goes up and down in weight, and has a PRISTINE face.
demilovato#2 Demi Lovato
I know, I know. She’s 17 years old, and a Disney Girl. I might actually go to jail for posting this but so be it. Demi Lovato is one of the Mouse House’s girl right now, but there’s something that struck me so much about this one. She is a WICKED bitch on the mic, and is growing up to be one hot tamale! Trust me, in 5 years, you’re going to come back to this article and say I was completely right!

AND THE NUMBER 1 GIRL I’D GO STRAIGHT FOR IS….

michellepfeiffer#1 Michelle Pfeiffer…the ONLY Catwoman.
Ever since I saw Batman Returns back in 1992, I don’t there was a time when I DIDN’T say that Michelle was the most attractive woman in the world to me. To start, when she put on the vinyl catsuit and purred, even at the young tender age of…ew 9..I knew there was something about her. White Oleander she wore jailhouse scrubs, and looked amazing. Her newest movies like STARDUST proves that this woman is ageless. She is SO gorgeous, and give me a slice of Pfeiffer any day over any one else on this list. Check out some of my favorite picture of Michelle Pfeiffer…my ULTIMATE woman!

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