HOT NERDS! This site is hilarious. www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com In their own words:
Fanboys of the Universe celebrates the diversity and dedication of the gay/lesbian/bi/trans fan community. Whether it’s science fiction, fantasy, gaming, collecting, films, books or TV, Fanboys of the Universe brings you the unique gay perspective on pop culture and the fun and philosophy of being a fanboy.
Get a behind-the-scenes look at the September 2009 Fanboy of the Month photo shoot, featuring hot & sexy David!
Here are David’s stats and 20 Questions he answered:
STATS
Name
DavidHome
Long Beach, CAAge
22Hobbies/Interests
Reading/collecting comics, surfing, a little gaming and guys (especially if they’re into any of the other stuff).Favorite Movies
Heathers, Fight Club, Aliens. I like dark comedies.Favorite TV Show
Anything on Adult Swim. Network television sucks.
Things I Collect
Batman comics, X-Men comics, some statues and busts.20 FANBOY QUESTIONS WITH DAVID
Favorite Fanboy of the Universe?
Davis. I appreciate the fact that he’s not a glittery vampire.Boxers, briefs or commando?
All of the above. Whatever’s clean. I’ll go commando when I want the attention, but otherwise it can be distracting.DC or Marvel?
All of the above. I’m not one of those guys who’s either in one camp or the other. I like them both and I read a lot of independent publishers, too. There’s more out there than just the big two.Last movie you stood in line to see?
District 9. It was good, but I didn’t think it was as great as everyone else did.Best video game ever?
God of War. “Kratos, I’m over here! Help me, Kratos!”Lightsaber, wand or Power Sword?
I guess what you’re really asking is if I use my dick to keep the peace, cast spells or unleash hell. I’ll go with the wand, since it seems less blatant than the other two.Edward Cullen vs. Angel vs. Bill Compton. Who wins?
Who’s Bill Compton? I guess I’d pick Angel, since I know who he is and he’s not a Twilight vampire fairy.Most played song on your iPod?
”Wake Up Call” by Maroon 5.Best action figure ever?
Gonk.Movie line you quote the most?
“Chaos was what killed the dinosaurs, darling.” -JD, HeathersFavorite geek-out activity?
I go to Comic-Con, but don’t tell anyone that’s where I’m going. I’ll make up some reason to be out of town. No one gets it, and I don’t want to hear all their stupid jokes about the “nerd prom.”
Best boyfriend material? Peter Parker, Hal Jordan or Dick Grayson?
Dick. He’s earned my respect. And the gymnastics are a selling point, too.Worst boyfriend material? Norman Osborn, Sinestro or Lex Luthor?
I always thought Lex was kind of hot. He’s way sexier than Osborn or Sinestro. The new Sinestro in the animated movie isn’t bad, though. So I guess Norman would be the worst.Cape or no cape?
No cape. Just the tights and a utility belt.Most desirable superhero tattoo?
A bloody, dripping “S” on my chest like Superboy Prime.Using the drag name equation (name of your first pet + the street you grew up on), what would yours be?
This doesn’t work for me, because I grew up on a numbered street. But if I had to choose my own porn name, it would be Brock Samson.
What are you most likely to do at a comic convention? Shop, go to panels, meet artists or check out cute guys in tights?
Buy, sell and trade comics mostly. Flirting is secondary when I’m there, though it is getting a lot easier I’ve noticed. Plus, geeky straight guys are somewhat easier to bed than your normal straight guy. But don’t try that at home, kids.Your ideal superhero three-way?
Wolverine, Batman and me. We’re all pretty moody and have deep voices. But what are three tops going to do together anyway?Your idea of the perfect date?
I like travel dates, weekend getaways. I like being in a new environment, relaxed, no schedules or time limits. It’s not a first date option, but it’s fun. I recommend it.Lunchtime Poll: You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they’re going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?
That’s the stupidest question I’ve ever heard.Bonus Question
Which comic book character best describes you in bed and why?
I’m the Batman. No strings. No connections. No names.
Here’s a full shot of the September Fanboy:

topher
September 12th, 2009 at 12:45 am
Hot Nerds, are not hillarious patrick, they are AWESOME! haha. I dont’ think it’s a coincidence that I recently got back into reading batman. It’s fate, This is my new husband…. FLAME ON!
Rich
September 12th, 2009 at 11:21 am
I want to be fanboy of the month!!! love it
JoelF
September 14th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
This is so up my alley it’s frightening – thank you for posting this Patrick!
Definately cape, though – it’s the only way to demand respect.
Will
March 16th, 2010 at 1:01 am
How did I miss this post? How did I miss this *site*? How am I not already *on* this site? Jebuz Patrick… don’t let me slack like this again!