Watch This Insane Foreign Noodle Commercial

I’m not even sure what clean virgin pee is, but if you want it, then this is the product for you. It’s unclear whether this commercial is pushing a legit product or merely a spoof of some sort. Whatever it is, it’s certainly oddly riveting to watch.

Energy Noodles promises to make you stronger than Lance Armstrong, faster than a Ferrari, more powerful than Chuck Norris, and apparently give you a hard erection that makes Asian women giggle. The stringy noodles claim to deliver a totally legal competitive advantage with rock-hard side effects. Okay??? Watch the commercial (or spoof) below and see if you can make sense out of it all.

Energy Noodles Commercial

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  • Jesse

    This is awesome