A Tease

a-teaseI have two brothers – they’re twins (9 years older than me)!  Either they were a handful, I was an accident, or I’m secretly adopted – I’ll figure itout sooner or later.  Anyway, they were teens in the 80’s and while I was watching the Smurfs and Inspector Gadget and tattletailing on them (“the devil made me do it!”),  the terrible two were like having a totally awesome time driving me crazy with these sayings:

  • 1.   Smooth move, ex-lax.  What do you do for an encore?
  • 2.   That’s my name, don’t wear it out.
  • 3.   Let’s not, and say we did.
  • 4.   Grodie to the max!
  • 5.   Psych!
  • 6.   I know you are, but what am I?
  • 7.   Say it, don’t spray it!
  • 8.   No duh!
  • 9.   Gag me with a spoon!
  • 10. Cool Beans