My Date With the Porn Star

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Well, it wasn’t as much a date as it was a night at the club… with everyone else. But, we did hang out downstairs! That’s GOT to count for something!

Last Thursday, Celebrities Night Club had their very naughty, very sexual, X-RATED night, starring Reese Rideout. But, what made this night extra special, was that two of our very own: Sean Horlor and Rob Easton, joined that lineup to strip as part of their new show “Don’t Quit You Gay Job”, a new comedy about typical gay jobs. Stripping was one of them… SHOCKING!

Let’s start with my critique of the boys’ stripping, then we’ll get to Reese Rideout. Shadow Delmonte was up first- very bold Sean! He had good song choice, pulled someone on stage, and went fully naked. Chuck Highway, had a great song, more of a theme, and a better performance. Had on a holey G-string though and didn’t go fully nude- don’t think we didn’t notice Rob! The official word was that Shadow won… now here’s my profession performer opinion: Chuck had a more dynamic solo show; a great prop; his costume went with the song (which was “She works hard for the money”); and, Chuck is a musical theatre girl. Shadow, didn’t so much have a theme, but had some killer moves to be sure. He also pulled up an onlooker from the stage, and he went nude. So by definition, Shadow won ’cause he was in the buff. But, honestly, both of them turned it out. It was fine, holiday fun!


PORNSTAR TIME!

tommy-reese-rideout-2Reese Rideout- star from Randy Blue- came into town as the headliner for X-Rated. And, as a special treat, Patrick and Donovan MADE ME do the interview with him last minute ’cause Rich chickened out (heh heh), and I was of course, slightly intoxicated by that time. It was one of the greatest interviews ever… and there was no sound. GOD.DAMN.IT.

Luckily, my memory is pretty good from that night (believe it or not), and I’m going to write it out for you today.

Reese Rideout is a 26 year-old Oregon native, who is a star on RandyBlue.com and ReeseRideout.com. If you haven’t checked out Randy Blue I highly recommend it. My personal favourite with Reese is called “The Coach”, which apparently they made a sequel too: “It’s really funny,” says Rideout. I mentioned that for me personally, I don’t want my porn to be funny: a good chuckle while knocking one out isn’t really my cup of tea, but I digress. Reese is hot, beefy, and actually very sweet. Where many of these porn guests won’t really make the effort to introduce themselves, Reese takes initiative. All you have to do is ask Donna Jean: he almost jumped on her lap! (That’s for you Joan). Recently, he dyed his brown hair to black, and doesn’t have one follicle to be found on his body… from what I noticed;) When asked whether he was actually gay or not, he replied with a coy: “My heart can belong to a man, or a woman”… For now, his ass belongs to Randy Blue!

His show is entertaining. I don’t know how much I want to divulge about my part in it all, but I will say I got an up close look… haha. If you were there, you know exactly what I’m talking about. What I CAN tell you, is that he is working it like the rent is due tomorrow and he doesn’t have a penny in the bank.

If he comes to your town, go see him- it’s totally worth it. And, if you get a chance to meet him, like I said, he’s a very sweet boy. Enjoy the pictures!!!

  • Lemont

    Lame.
    And you look nervous as hell.
    Possibly one of the other Homorazzi crew could’ve done better.

    Time to be true, faking it isn’t working.

  • Timothy

    Wow Lemont your powers of criticism are amazing! Quick I think I hear an independent film festival that needs saving somewhere far away where we don’t have to listen to you!

  • Lemont

    Hey ‘timothy’. Its an opinion.

    And after going through many of the posts on this site. It appears very few people can handle a criticism.
    Quite typical actually. I suspect its why talents are so limited out there.
    Good luck. lol

  • Russ

    perhaps criticisms with more depth than “lame” are handled better?

  • Lemont

    First response.

    Can’t handle it?

    Obviously.

  • Sean

    Oh Tommy Delicious…I was about 2 feet away from you interviewing Reese and was pretty much peeing my pants laughing. His performance theme: “winking asshole”…Agree or disagree??